Gizoogle Gangsta Take on Quicksand
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:38 am
Type "quicksand" into Gizoogle gangsta rap translator for some hilarious takes on our fetish such as:
quicksand/ˈkwɪksand/
noun
loose wet sand dat yieldz easily ta heat n' sucks up in anythang restin on or fallin tha fuck into dat shit.
How tha fuck Quicksand Works - HowStuffWorks
science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/.../quicksand.htm
With quicksand, tha mo' you struggle up in it tha fasta yo big-ass booty is ghon sink. If you just chillax , yo' body will float up in it cuz yo' body is less dense than tha quicksand.
I laughed so hard I cried!
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quicksand/ˈkwɪksand/
noun
loose wet sand dat yieldz easily ta heat n' sucks up in anythang restin on or fallin tha fuck into dat shit.
How tha fuck Quicksand Works - HowStuffWorks
science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/.../quicksand.htm
With quicksand, tha mo' you struggle up in it tha fasta yo big-ass booty is ghon sink. If you just chillax , yo' body will float up in it cuz yo' body is less dense than tha quicksand.
I laughed so hard I cried!
Post your favorites!