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So really all we need to fuel our desires is to have sex on a memory foam bed. Forget telling your partner your fetish, just do it on one of these and kill two birds with one night. Secret safe, and still getting your kicks in.
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My wife and I have talked about getting a new bed, boxspring, and mattress, so this helps, thanks.
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Suddenly I'm reminded of the comedian that talked about having owned a waterbed, and having sex on it. Specifically, about wanting to change the tempo, but the waterbed basically saying, "Oh no you don't."
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We used to have a full-wave-motion waterbed, and I can attest to that problem. And getting out of sync with the waves in the bed, and bottoming out, etc. etc. Very comfy to sleep on, not so great for marital bliss.
Sydney wrote:Suddenly I'm reminded of the comedian that talked about having owned a waterbed, and having sex on it. Specifically, about wanting to change the tempo, but the waterbed basically saying, "Oh no you don't."
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