'Groaners' joke topic

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby PM2K » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:02 am

DJlurker wrote:PM2K, your second joke was already posted in this topic...
*cue The Price Is Right losing horns* :(


Not anymore...

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Mr Mudster » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:53 am

nachtjaeger wrote:Famous scientists Erwin Schrodinger and Wener Heisenberg were on their way to a conference. Heisenberg was driving when they got pulled over for speeding. "You were going 80 miles an hour back there" says the cop. "Impossible!" says Heisenberg, "You can't possibly have measured my speed and location at the same time." Annoyed, the cop decides to search the vehicle. In the trunk, he finds a dead cat. He goes back to the window of the car and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back there?" Schrodinger does a facepalm and says "I do now."

OK, this one had me laughing for a couple minutes! Even more so because half the people reading it probably wrinkled their forehead trying to figure it out! :mrgreen:

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Mr Mudster » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:56 am

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to truly want to change!

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby MadMax359 » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:46 pm

Mr Mudster wrote:
nachtjaeger wrote:Famous scientists Erwin Schrodinger and Wener Heisenberg were on their way to a conference. Heisenberg was driving when they got pulled over for speeding. "You were going 80 miles an hour back there" says the cop. "Impossible!" says Heisenberg, "You can't possibly have measured my speed and location at the same time." Annoyed, the cop decides to search the vehicle. In the trunk, he finds a dead cat. He goes back to the window of the car and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back there?" Schrodinger does a facepalm and says "I do now."

OK, this one had me laughing for a couple minutes! Even more so because half the people reading it probably wrinkled their forehead trying to figure it out! :mrgreen:


that's probably true for DangerGirl's neutrino joke as well :twisted:
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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby DJlurker » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:23 pm

Q: If Goku (from DBZ) and Ryu (from Street Fighter) were to fuse, what would their signature attack be?

A: Kamehame-Hadoken! :lol:

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Mynock » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:40 pm

Did you hear about the guy who filled his birdbath with Jose Cuervo? There was enough in there tequila mockingbird!
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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Zorah Valtero » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:07 am

Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

Because futbol and baseball are more popular sports in Latin American countries.

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby DJlurker » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:34 pm

At the Kellogg Company, someone was sabotaging production of Austin Crackers and Cracker Sandwiches. In response, Kellogg stepped up their security, which was successful in catching the saboteur- a man dressed in red robes, with a hood obscuring his face. Once said saboteur was cornered, the security chief demanded the man show his face...

He wasn't expecting THIS face.

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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Mynock » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:46 pm

Q: What do get when you divide the circumference of a gourd by it's diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!
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Re: 'Groaners' joke topic

Postby Boggy Man » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:55 am

Mynock wrote:Q: What do get when you divide the circumference of a gourd by the square of it's radius?

A: Pumpkin Pi!


Actually, you get Pumpkin Pi when you divide the circumference of a gourd by its diameter, or divide the cross sectional area of a gourd by the square of its radius. :ugeek:
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