DJlurker wrote:PM2K, your second joke was already posted in this topic...
*cue The Price Is Right losing horns*
Not anymore...
DJlurker wrote:PM2K, your second joke was already posted in this topic...
*cue The Price Is Right losing horns*
nachtjaeger wrote:Famous scientists Erwin Schrodinger and Wener Heisenberg were on their way to a conference. Heisenberg was driving when they got pulled over for speeding. "You were going 80 miles an hour back there" says the cop. "Impossible!" says Heisenberg, "You can't possibly have measured my speed and location at the same time." Annoyed, the cop decides to search the vehicle. In the trunk, he finds a dead cat. He goes back to the window of the car and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back there?" Schrodinger does a facepalm and says "I do now."
Mr Mudster wrote:nachtjaeger wrote:Famous scientists Erwin Schrodinger and Wener Heisenberg were on their way to a conference. Heisenberg was driving when they got pulled over for speeding. "You were going 80 miles an hour back there" says the cop. "Impossible!" says Heisenberg, "You can't possibly have measured my speed and location at the same time." Annoyed, the cop decides to search the vehicle. In the trunk, he finds a dead cat. He goes back to the window of the car and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back there?" Schrodinger does a facepalm and says "I do now."
OK, this one had me laughing for a couple minutes! Even more so because half the people reading it probably wrinkled their forehead trying to figure it out!
Mynock wrote:Q: What do get when you divide the circumference of a gourd by the square of it's radius?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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