'Groaners' joke topic
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:27 pm
What's a Groaner you ask? An incredibly lame pun or joke that makes you groan at how bad it is.
I'll start it off-
Q: What did the lady mop say to her bucket boyfriend?
A: "You're dumped."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dan Rather.
Dan Rather who?
Dan Rather play golf than football.
And of course, the lamest one-liner of all-
Two drums and a cymball fall off a cliff. *bah-dum-tss!*
*Flees from rotten tomatoes and vegetables*
I'll start it off-
Q: What did the lady mop say to her bucket boyfriend?
A: "You're dumped."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dan Rather.
Dan Rather who?
Dan Rather play golf than football.
And of course, the lamest one-liner of all-
Two drums and a cymball fall off a cliff. *bah-dum-tss!*
*Flees from rotten tomatoes and vegetables*