Quicksand Fans

Besides the obvious self-fellatio....

No, take a gander at some of the brilliant!! ideas gurgling from what passes for ideas from these infantile spazoids;

They want to remake, 'The Fly', and 'The Matrix'.... and a 'Blade Runner' sequel
God almighty.....
None of these need remakes, and Blade Runner needs a sequel about as much as we need Jaws V
And when they all implode and lose hundreds of millions, expect the usual excuses, how all us dumb mammals are waaaay too stupid to get the nuanced! ideas here. Yeah. Sure. Like M Night Fuckwit actually knows what he's doing. Or the assclown who came up with a ghostbusters remake swapping all the genders thought THAT was so awesome, in spite of anyone with a brain telling that was fucking retarded....
You get the idea

Jaws V: Jaws In Space. Every good eighties horror series has to have an "In Space" movie.

I figure they saving that for Sharknado IV; at least IT'S supposed to be parody....

If they do Matrix (agree totally unnecessary) it would mark the first time I'd see the reboot of a movie I saw the original of in a movie theater. Fuck I'm getting old.
Sharknado, meet your match.....

The bit I saw, was they wanted some cool, hip black guy (who I have never seen , never mind fucking heard of...) to do the Neo role. Jesus Q Christ on a pogo stick... are they THAT fucking retarded??

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The bit I saw, was they wanted some cool, hip black guy (who I have never seen , never mind fucking heard of...) to do the Neo role. Jesus Q Christ on a pogo stick... are they THAT fucking retarded??

I heard they wanted Laurence Fishburne to play him.

No, this was some guy I wouldn't know from Adam. There was no word whether any of the original cast would be in it at all

Not to mention the pending young Han Solo movie; they already did one; it was called Star Wars.