The swampy adventures of Haruhi Suzumiya
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:20 am
Well, it's time for another QS fan-fiction! I wonder who's getting down and dirty this time...?
It was a warm, clear night on campus.
Throughout the dormitory, several students were winding down for the day… Some doing some last-minute studying, others finishing up homework, still others already out cold in their beds, or viewing things on their laptops that would have made their mothers scream…
But these students are not our concern.
The student we are focusing on is a pretty Asian, about 20 years of age, with brown hair slightly longer than shoulder-length, pulled back into a simple ponytail, a light-colored headband keeping the rest of her hair out of her face. Her attire was a simple blouse-and-skirt combo, with shin-high socks and old sneakers.
Said student was currently being carried though the swampy forest not far from the dormitory, apparently against her will, as her arms, chest, wrists, thighs, knees and ankles were tied up with thick rope, and a cloth rag tied over her mouth.
The man who was carrying her was a couple of inches taller, dressed in a dark shirt, jeans, and sneakers, with a black jacket and a ski mask that covered most of his face, save his mouth and hazel eyes.
"Ya brought this on yourself, kid," he muttered in a gruff voice. "Ya stuck your nose where it didn't belong, so now ya gotta disappear."
"Mmmmph!" the girl protested, shaking her head back and forth frantically, squirming in his grip.
"Oh stop it," he rebuffed her. "Ya should be thankful. Compared to other snoops, your death is gonna be relatively painless…"
They soon emerged into an opening in the forest, where the moonlight reflected off the moist ground, which seemed to have no grass growing…
The thug nodded. "This's a good place to get rid of ya, in the quicksand, where no one'll find ya…"
"NMMMMM!" The bound student attempted to scream, just before she was thrown onto the moist ground…
*spludge!* Muck flew everywhere as the girl immediately plunged up to her thighs in the soft quicksand. She thrashed around in panic, trying to free herself, but the mud only sucked her deeper in response…
"Ya ain't never getting outta that," the masked man chuckled. "Good riddance, brat. See ya in kingdom come…" He then turned and began to head back the way he came…
"Mmm mmmmppphh!" Tears were beginning to flow down the young woman's cheeks, as she settled to her waist in the mud.
"Ahh, shaddap," the thug muttered, as he vanished into the woods…
After she was certain the man had gone, the bound and gagged young lady did something that an outside observer would not have expected…
She relaxed.
(Damn, he tied the knots *good* this time,) she thought to herself as she gently strained against her bondage, the feeling of utter helplessness beginning to arouse her… she attempted to move her legs though the mud, which in turn caused her belly and tied hands to be swallowed up… she then clenched her hands into fists, then relaxed them, feeling the soft mud squish between her fingers, moaning softly through her gag…
Speaking of which, it was time to get the gag off. She attempted to use her tongue to push the cloth rag off her mouth, but it was simply tied too tight. After a few tries, she groaned in frustration.
Suddenly, the gag was pulled down and off her face by some unknown force, draping around her neck.
"Ah, that's better," the girl sighed, before swallowing to get some moisture back in her throat. Looking back toward the woods where the 'thug' had vanished, she smiled to herself before beginning to struggle against the ropes and the bog once again…
She sank deeper, feeling the mud counting her ribs now, gasping and panting with exertion as she continued to writhe in her bonds. Soon, she felt her bosom beginning to press against the mud, her nipples as hard as rocks, adding to her stimulation…
Then it happened. The young woman moaned loudly as an intense wave of pleasure swept through her body- not quite an orgasm, just intense pleasure- causing her to throw her head back, eyes shut, feeling the tip of her ponytail dipping into the muck as the rode the sensation out…
When it had passed, she relaxed, breathing heavily as pulled her head back upright. She was no longer sinking, having reached her buoyancy point with her chest half-submerged in the mire. The college student hummed to herself as she slowly undulated in the soft quicksand… When she had caught her breath, she opened her eyes, her golden irises scanning the area around her.
"Well," she began, "here I am, all tied up, sunk deep in quicksand, hopelessly stuck with no hope of escape…" She paused for a moment. "Sounds like the perfect moment for a hero to come rescue me…"
"I'm guessing that's my cue?" A slightly sarcastic-sounding male voice answered. The man from before re-emerged into the clearing, no longer wearing the jacket or ski mask, his slightly mussed short brown hair and average facial features visible for all to see.
The girl smiled. "Well, there you are, Kyon. Enjoy the show?"
Kyon shrugged. "It was okay, I guess… though I think you were enjoying it a hell of a lot more, Haruhi…"
Haruhi Suzumiya grinned in response. "Oh really? You say my performance was 'just OK'? I think that bulge in your pants disagrees…" Kyon ducked his head, a light blush creeping over his face. "And so what if I enjoyed it too? That was kinda the point, you know…"
"Right, so you can give me a proper 'reward' for saving you…" Kyon muttered.
"Well, you better hurry up and get to rescuing then…" Haruhi smirked.
Kyon stepped to very edge of the wetness, biting his lip as he considered how to go about his task… "Yare yare, this isn't going to be easy…"
Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Well, of *course* you're going to have to put some effort in… After all, if it was easy, it wouldn't be as much fun! And it's your fault for throwing me out so far in the first place!"
Kyon sighed resignedly. He placed one foot on the wet surface, sinking in to the knee, but no further. Making sure it was firm underneath, he swung his other foot out and stepped as far forward as he could, before stretching his arm out… He just managed to get a grip on one of the ropes binding Haruhi, and then started to shift his weight backwards, hoping his precarious foothold wouldn't slip…
"You know…" Kyon grunted as he struggled to pull his girlfriend from the mire, "I don't remember you… being into bondage like this… back in high school…I'm not choking you or something, am I?"
"I'm fine," Haruhi replied. "And from a certain point of view, it was *you* that got me into bondage…"
"I didn't have a bondage fetish in high school!" Kyon protested. "That doesn't make any sense!"
"Well, when your boyfriend reveals to you that you're actually a near-omnipotent goddess who can alter reality on a whim, you tend to start appreciating situations where circumstances are *not* under your complete control… seemingly or otherwise," Haruhi explained.
"You don't say…" By this time, Kyon had managed to pull her back to the knee-deep area at the edge of the mud pit. Releasing Haruhi for a moment, he dragged himself back onto solid ground, before reaching out and grabbing her again, to pull her out the rest of the way. "So, is this your way of keeping yourself humble, so the power doesn't go to your head or something?"
Haruhi stuck her tongue out at him in response. "Maaaaybe. But there have been times you had to save me for real… That's a humbling thought, too."
"Right, because I'm a completely average joe…" There was a hint of sarcasm in Kyon's voice as he finally managed to pull his tied-up girlfriend onto terra firma. Haruhi promptly turned herself onto her stomach, so Kyon could begin untying her…
"Impatient as always…" Kyon sighed as he set about his task.
"What, not eager for your *ahem* reward, Kyon?" Haruhi retorted. She could feel him fumbling for the knots…"Come on, you're the one who tied me up in the first place, it can't be that hard…"
"You do realize, that it's dark out here, and that these knots are all covered with mud to boot, so course I'm going to have some trouble…"
"Maybe you should've brought night-vision goggles then," Haruhi muttered, even as she finally felt her bondage begin to loosen up… Soon enough, her arms were free, so she swung them out and stretched while Kyon moved to untying her legs. After another minute or so, the last of the knots were undone. Kyon pulled the ropes off Haruhi's mud-covered body, roughly coiling them up and putting them to one side.
"My hero," Haruhi turned herself over again, smiling at Kyon, before beginning to undo her blouse. "And here comes your reward…"
Kyon couldn't help but smile back as he removed his shoes and socks, before unbuttoning his pants and pulling them off…
After stripping down, Kyon found himself in his usual position- laying on the ground with his lover straddling him in an upright position…
"Y'know, I wouldn't mind being on top once in a while…" Kyon sighed, even as he felt Haruhi impale herself on his length.
"Like I've said before, if you can turn me over, you can be on top," Haruhi responded, shivering slightly from that familiar sensation when she and her boyfriend became one. "Not my fault you're a wimp."
"I *have* been working out lately, you know…"
"I can tell. You're not straining to carry me anymore, for one. Not to mention, you look sexier now that you've got some muscle tone." She grinned as Kyon flushed in response, before beginning to move her hips up and down against him…
Still, he had to admit, it wasn't *that* bad being on the bottom, mostly due to the great view… His lover's breasts lightly bouncing with her motions… her flushed, smiling face… and most importantly, her long, sexy ponytail bobbing back and forth…
Kyon closed his eyes and laid back, feeling the wet grass against his back and head… not to mention the cool mud flowing around his buttocks…
(…wait, what?)
He jerked back to full awareness with a start, looking forward. Despite the dim light, he could see a growing pool of darkness around where Haruhi was going up and down on him… He also felt the ground under his propped-up elbows begin to sag…
"Shit! Haruhi, we're sinking!" he cried out in panic.
"EH?" Haruhi looked down, just in time to see her lower legs consumed by wet darkness, before looking behind her, seeing her lover's legs vanish into the mire… "Oh, fuck me…"
"No! UN-fuck me!" Kyon struggled. "Get off! Hurry!"
"Damn it, Kyon! I just got into rhythm! I can't stop *now*!"
"Ah, great…" he groaned, as he felt the mud flow around their joined hips, effectively sealing their fate. He tried to push upward, even as he felt his hands begin to break through the upper sod. "At least- let me- sit up- so I don't- smother before you-!" His arms sank in to the elbows, and his attempts to pull them back out proved futile, due to the mud's suction…
Haruhi took the initiative at this point, leaning forward and wrapping her arms around Kyon's rib cage, pulling him up and towards her, their stomachs disappearing even as they finally managed to get into an upright position…
All the while, Haruhi was still moving her hips back and forth as she continued to make love to Kyon despite their sudden peril. Kyon had no choice but to respond in kind, matching Haruhi thrust for thrust, even as he felt the quicksand rise up his ribs… He felt Haruhi pull him close, her soft breasts and hard nipples pressing snugly against his chest… she moaned as she felt the mud beginning to ease around the roundness of her mammaries.
"Kyon, this feels incredible…!" she gasped, her pleasure rising higher and higher as they sank deeper into the quicksand. Her arms were now trapped as well, both of them at the mire's mercy, as they both continued to thrust against each other, and began to shiver uncontrollably…
Haruhi came first, as she felt the mud completely caress her bosom, feeling as if her blood had converted to liquid napalm and then ignited, burning throughout her entire body… She groaned loudly as she tried to thrash around, only for the mud's suction to hold her in place, driving her ecstasy even higher. Her groans of pleasure raised an octave as she felt Kyon's penis jerk and spasm inside her, his warm seed beginning to fill her…
Kyon grunted as wave after wave of pleasure radiated from his groin, stars flashing before his eyes as he emptied himself into his girlfriend, straining against both her and the quicksand surrounding them…
Finally, mercifully, they came down from their mutual high, gasping and panting in sync as they relaxed in the soft mud, their foreheads gently colliding with each other. As he returned to his senses, Kyon became aware of an important fact…
"Haruhi… think I'm… touching bottom…" he gasped. He attempted to probe deeper with his feet, only to meet with firm resistance. "Yeah, definitely touching bottom…"
"Oh goody," Haruhi responded, as she slowly unwrapped her legs from Kyon's body, and stood upright in the mud pit, her breasts re-emerging as a result. She pulled away from Kyon a little (though they remained joined), so she could look her lover in the eye. "That… was totally awesome."
Kyon couldn't help but smile at her statement. She looked like a mud goddess, her face and chest spattered with dirt, her arms still sunk in, her muck-covered breasts resting on the surface, her gold eyes shining, her satisfied smirk, her ponytail dipping slightly into the mud…
"Yeah… if that wasn't as intense as our first time together, it was pretty damn close…" As his pleasure-fogged mind cleared, however, another thought came to him… "Tell me… did you plan for this?"
Haruhi shook her head in response, her ponytail attempting to follow, though the tip was still stuck in the wet sand. "Not from the beginning, no… But when we started making love, I'll admit I thought, 'Wouldn't it be cool if we had sex while sinking in quicksand'…"
"And lo and behold, that's exactly what happened," Kyon sighed. "Guess it's too much to expect you to keep your powers under control while you're in the throes of passion…"
"And what makes *you* so sure it was my power that did this?" Haruhi retorted. "For all we know, it was quicksand under the sod all along, and our lovemaking just loosened it up!"
"Hiding behind plausible deniability again, are we?" Kyon shook his head. "Even though the mud at the edge of that other pit was only knee-deep, yet this stuff is at the perfect depth and thickness that we feel hopelessly stuck, but aren't in any real danger? Sorry, but when it comes to you, Haruhi, I don't believe in such coincidences."
Haruhi shrugged in response, sending ripples across the surface of the quicksand. "Eh… maybe. But it's not like you have any right to complain. You enjoyed it as much as I did!" She slowly leaned into him again. "And besides, this isn't the first time we've gotten muddy together. Remember that one time back in high school...?"
Kyon looked straight ahead, his eyes going distant as he began to flash back. "Oh, yeah… I remember, alright…"
The Swampy Adventures of Haruhi Suzumiya, Part 1- End.
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Right, so those of you who know the source material might realize that this part takes place a few years in the future from canon... The next part will be truer to the light novels, though. Look forward to it!
It was a warm, clear night on campus.
Throughout the dormitory, several students were winding down for the day… Some doing some last-minute studying, others finishing up homework, still others already out cold in their beds, or viewing things on their laptops that would have made their mothers scream…
But these students are not our concern.
The student we are focusing on is a pretty Asian, about 20 years of age, with brown hair slightly longer than shoulder-length, pulled back into a simple ponytail, a light-colored headband keeping the rest of her hair out of her face. Her attire was a simple blouse-and-skirt combo, with shin-high socks and old sneakers.
Said student was currently being carried though the swampy forest not far from the dormitory, apparently against her will, as her arms, chest, wrists, thighs, knees and ankles were tied up with thick rope, and a cloth rag tied over her mouth.
The man who was carrying her was a couple of inches taller, dressed in a dark shirt, jeans, and sneakers, with a black jacket and a ski mask that covered most of his face, save his mouth and hazel eyes.
"Ya brought this on yourself, kid," he muttered in a gruff voice. "Ya stuck your nose where it didn't belong, so now ya gotta disappear."
"Mmmmph!" the girl protested, shaking her head back and forth frantically, squirming in his grip.
"Oh stop it," he rebuffed her. "Ya should be thankful. Compared to other snoops, your death is gonna be relatively painless…"
They soon emerged into an opening in the forest, where the moonlight reflected off the moist ground, which seemed to have no grass growing…
The thug nodded. "This's a good place to get rid of ya, in the quicksand, where no one'll find ya…"
"NMMMMM!" The bound student attempted to scream, just before she was thrown onto the moist ground…
*spludge!* Muck flew everywhere as the girl immediately plunged up to her thighs in the soft quicksand. She thrashed around in panic, trying to free herself, but the mud only sucked her deeper in response…
"Ya ain't never getting outta that," the masked man chuckled. "Good riddance, brat. See ya in kingdom come…" He then turned and began to head back the way he came…
"Mmm mmmmppphh!" Tears were beginning to flow down the young woman's cheeks, as she settled to her waist in the mud.
"Ahh, shaddap," the thug muttered, as he vanished into the woods…
After she was certain the man had gone, the bound and gagged young lady did something that an outside observer would not have expected…
She relaxed.
(Damn, he tied the knots *good* this time,) she thought to herself as she gently strained against her bondage, the feeling of utter helplessness beginning to arouse her… she attempted to move her legs though the mud, which in turn caused her belly and tied hands to be swallowed up… she then clenched her hands into fists, then relaxed them, feeling the soft mud squish between her fingers, moaning softly through her gag…
Speaking of which, it was time to get the gag off. She attempted to use her tongue to push the cloth rag off her mouth, but it was simply tied too tight. After a few tries, she groaned in frustration.
Suddenly, the gag was pulled down and off her face by some unknown force, draping around her neck.
"Ah, that's better," the girl sighed, before swallowing to get some moisture back in her throat. Looking back toward the woods where the 'thug' had vanished, she smiled to herself before beginning to struggle against the ropes and the bog once again…
She sank deeper, feeling the mud counting her ribs now, gasping and panting with exertion as she continued to writhe in her bonds. Soon, she felt her bosom beginning to press against the mud, her nipples as hard as rocks, adding to her stimulation…
Then it happened. The young woman moaned loudly as an intense wave of pleasure swept through her body- not quite an orgasm, just intense pleasure- causing her to throw her head back, eyes shut, feeling the tip of her ponytail dipping into the muck as the rode the sensation out…
When it had passed, she relaxed, breathing heavily as pulled her head back upright. She was no longer sinking, having reached her buoyancy point with her chest half-submerged in the mire. The college student hummed to herself as she slowly undulated in the soft quicksand… When she had caught her breath, she opened her eyes, her golden irises scanning the area around her.
"Well," she began, "here I am, all tied up, sunk deep in quicksand, hopelessly stuck with no hope of escape…" She paused for a moment. "Sounds like the perfect moment for a hero to come rescue me…"
"I'm guessing that's my cue?" A slightly sarcastic-sounding male voice answered. The man from before re-emerged into the clearing, no longer wearing the jacket or ski mask, his slightly mussed short brown hair and average facial features visible for all to see.
The girl smiled. "Well, there you are, Kyon. Enjoy the show?"
Kyon shrugged. "It was okay, I guess… though I think you were enjoying it a hell of a lot more, Haruhi…"
Haruhi Suzumiya grinned in response. "Oh really? You say my performance was 'just OK'? I think that bulge in your pants disagrees…" Kyon ducked his head, a light blush creeping over his face. "And so what if I enjoyed it too? That was kinda the point, you know…"
"Right, so you can give me a proper 'reward' for saving you…" Kyon muttered.
"Well, you better hurry up and get to rescuing then…" Haruhi smirked.
Kyon stepped to very edge of the wetness, biting his lip as he considered how to go about his task… "Yare yare, this isn't going to be easy…"
Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Well, of *course* you're going to have to put some effort in… After all, if it was easy, it wouldn't be as much fun! And it's your fault for throwing me out so far in the first place!"
Kyon sighed resignedly. He placed one foot on the wet surface, sinking in to the knee, but no further. Making sure it was firm underneath, he swung his other foot out and stepped as far forward as he could, before stretching his arm out… He just managed to get a grip on one of the ropes binding Haruhi, and then started to shift his weight backwards, hoping his precarious foothold wouldn't slip…
"You know…" Kyon grunted as he struggled to pull his girlfriend from the mire, "I don't remember you… being into bondage like this… back in high school…I'm not choking you or something, am I?"
"I'm fine," Haruhi replied. "And from a certain point of view, it was *you* that got me into bondage…"
"I didn't have a bondage fetish in high school!" Kyon protested. "That doesn't make any sense!"
"Well, when your boyfriend reveals to you that you're actually a near-omnipotent goddess who can alter reality on a whim, you tend to start appreciating situations where circumstances are *not* under your complete control… seemingly or otherwise," Haruhi explained.
"You don't say…" By this time, Kyon had managed to pull her back to the knee-deep area at the edge of the mud pit. Releasing Haruhi for a moment, he dragged himself back onto solid ground, before reaching out and grabbing her again, to pull her out the rest of the way. "So, is this your way of keeping yourself humble, so the power doesn't go to your head or something?"
Haruhi stuck her tongue out at him in response. "Maaaaybe. But there have been times you had to save me for real… That's a humbling thought, too."
"Right, because I'm a completely average joe…" There was a hint of sarcasm in Kyon's voice as he finally managed to pull his tied-up girlfriend onto terra firma. Haruhi promptly turned herself onto her stomach, so Kyon could begin untying her…
"Impatient as always…" Kyon sighed as he set about his task.
"What, not eager for your *ahem* reward, Kyon?" Haruhi retorted. She could feel him fumbling for the knots…"Come on, you're the one who tied me up in the first place, it can't be that hard…"
"You do realize, that it's dark out here, and that these knots are all covered with mud to boot, so course I'm going to have some trouble…"
"Maybe you should've brought night-vision goggles then," Haruhi muttered, even as she finally felt her bondage begin to loosen up… Soon enough, her arms were free, so she swung them out and stretched while Kyon moved to untying her legs. After another minute or so, the last of the knots were undone. Kyon pulled the ropes off Haruhi's mud-covered body, roughly coiling them up and putting them to one side.
"My hero," Haruhi turned herself over again, smiling at Kyon, before beginning to undo her blouse. "And here comes your reward…"
Kyon couldn't help but smile back as he removed his shoes and socks, before unbuttoning his pants and pulling them off…
After stripping down, Kyon found himself in his usual position- laying on the ground with his lover straddling him in an upright position…
"Y'know, I wouldn't mind being on top once in a while…" Kyon sighed, even as he felt Haruhi impale herself on his length.
"Like I've said before, if you can turn me over, you can be on top," Haruhi responded, shivering slightly from that familiar sensation when she and her boyfriend became one. "Not my fault you're a wimp."
"I *have* been working out lately, you know…"
"I can tell. You're not straining to carry me anymore, for one. Not to mention, you look sexier now that you've got some muscle tone." She grinned as Kyon flushed in response, before beginning to move her hips up and down against him…
Still, he had to admit, it wasn't *that* bad being on the bottom, mostly due to the great view… His lover's breasts lightly bouncing with her motions… her flushed, smiling face… and most importantly, her long, sexy ponytail bobbing back and forth…
Kyon closed his eyes and laid back, feeling the wet grass against his back and head… not to mention the cool mud flowing around his buttocks…
(…wait, what?)
He jerked back to full awareness with a start, looking forward. Despite the dim light, he could see a growing pool of darkness around where Haruhi was going up and down on him… He also felt the ground under his propped-up elbows begin to sag…
"Shit! Haruhi, we're sinking!" he cried out in panic.
"EH?" Haruhi looked down, just in time to see her lower legs consumed by wet darkness, before looking behind her, seeing her lover's legs vanish into the mire… "Oh, fuck me…"
"No! UN-fuck me!" Kyon struggled. "Get off! Hurry!"
"Damn it, Kyon! I just got into rhythm! I can't stop *now*!"
"Ah, great…" he groaned, as he felt the mud flow around their joined hips, effectively sealing their fate. He tried to push upward, even as he felt his hands begin to break through the upper sod. "At least- let me- sit up- so I don't- smother before you-!" His arms sank in to the elbows, and his attempts to pull them back out proved futile, due to the mud's suction…
Haruhi took the initiative at this point, leaning forward and wrapping her arms around Kyon's rib cage, pulling him up and towards her, their stomachs disappearing even as they finally managed to get into an upright position…
All the while, Haruhi was still moving her hips back and forth as she continued to make love to Kyon despite their sudden peril. Kyon had no choice but to respond in kind, matching Haruhi thrust for thrust, even as he felt the quicksand rise up his ribs… He felt Haruhi pull him close, her soft breasts and hard nipples pressing snugly against his chest… she moaned as she felt the mud beginning to ease around the roundness of her mammaries.
"Kyon, this feels incredible…!" she gasped, her pleasure rising higher and higher as they sank deeper into the quicksand. Her arms were now trapped as well, both of them at the mire's mercy, as they both continued to thrust against each other, and began to shiver uncontrollably…
Haruhi came first, as she felt the mud completely caress her bosom, feeling as if her blood had converted to liquid napalm and then ignited, burning throughout her entire body… She groaned loudly as she tried to thrash around, only for the mud's suction to hold her in place, driving her ecstasy even higher. Her groans of pleasure raised an octave as she felt Kyon's penis jerk and spasm inside her, his warm seed beginning to fill her…
Kyon grunted as wave after wave of pleasure radiated from his groin, stars flashing before his eyes as he emptied himself into his girlfriend, straining against both her and the quicksand surrounding them…
Finally, mercifully, they came down from their mutual high, gasping and panting in sync as they relaxed in the soft mud, their foreheads gently colliding with each other. As he returned to his senses, Kyon became aware of an important fact…
"Haruhi… think I'm… touching bottom…" he gasped. He attempted to probe deeper with his feet, only to meet with firm resistance. "Yeah, definitely touching bottom…"
"Oh goody," Haruhi responded, as she slowly unwrapped her legs from Kyon's body, and stood upright in the mud pit, her breasts re-emerging as a result. She pulled away from Kyon a little (though they remained joined), so she could look her lover in the eye. "That… was totally awesome."
Kyon couldn't help but smile at her statement. She looked like a mud goddess, her face and chest spattered with dirt, her arms still sunk in, her muck-covered breasts resting on the surface, her gold eyes shining, her satisfied smirk, her ponytail dipping slightly into the mud…
"Yeah… if that wasn't as intense as our first time together, it was pretty damn close…" As his pleasure-fogged mind cleared, however, another thought came to him… "Tell me… did you plan for this?"
Haruhi shook her head in response, her ponytail attempting to follow, though the tip was still stuck in the wet sand. "Not from the beginning, no… But when we started making love, I'll admit I thought, 'Wouldn't it be cool if we had sex while sinking in quicksand'…"
"And lo and behold, that's exactly what happened," Kyon sighed. "Guess it's too much to expect you to keep your powers under control while you're in the throes of passion…"
"And what makes *you* so sure it was my power that did this?" Haruhi retorted. "For all we know, it was quicksand under the sod all along, and our lovemaking just loosened it up!"
"Hiding behind plausible deniability again, are we?" Kyon shook his head. "Even though the mud at the edge of that other pit was only knee-deep, yet this stuff is at the perfect depth and thickness that we feel hopelessly stuck, but aren't in any real danger? Sorry, but when it comes to you, Haruhi, I don't believe in such coincidences."
Haruhi shrugged in response, sending ripples across the surface of the quicksand. "Eh… maybe. But it's not like you have any right to complain. You enjoyed it as much as I did!" She slowly leaned into him again. "And besides, this isn't the first time we've gotten muddy together. Remember that one time back in high school...?"
Kyon looked straight ahead, his eyes going distant as he began to flash back. "Oh, yeah… I remember, alright…"
The Swampy Adventures of Haruhi Suzumiya, Part 1- End.
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Right, so those of you who know the source material might realize that this part takes place a few years in the future from canon... The next part will be truer to the light novels, though. Look forward to it!