Carol of the Mud (based off of Carol of the Bells)

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Hi everyone.
Seeing as it's Christmas in about 15 minutes, here is the first part of Carol of the Mud, based on the famous Carol of the Bells.

Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!

Sinking in mud, stuck deep in mud
Stuck in deep clay, down by the bay
Stuck in quicksand, deadly quicksand
Down by the bay, Morecambe bay

Help me! Help me! Screams fill the air, from everywhere, from everywhere, from everywhere

Oh how I sink, gone in a blink
How much I'm stuck, destroyed a truck
Songs of struggle, I am sinking!

Deadly deadly deadly deadly quicksand!
Deadly deadly deadly deadly quicksand!
Oh how I sink, gone in a blink
Out the quicksand, sticks just a hand

That was her song!

[DJlurker]

Well, it was worth a chuckle or two...