A Funny Quicksand Poem!

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A Funny Quicksand Poem!

Postby tanya_wam » Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:12 pm

I have to confess I couldn't think of a good title for this but just had to write something funny because I'm in that kind of mood, so if you can think of one, I'll add it and credit you! ;)


Untitled (as yet)
by Tanya


I wanna sink in quicksand, said Tanya
The petite brunette declared with a smirk.
You're insane, said her taller boyfriend,
You're disappear forever in that murk!

But I love the feel of mud, she replied,
As I smooth it all over my face.
It's so sensual, so sexy, turns me right on
And for quicksand I know just the place!

Her boyfriend raised an eyebrow, mind awhirl
Cos a horny aroused Tanya got him going.
He agreed to take her, in more ways than one,
To Morecambe, the quicksand, full knowing

She would blow his mind, and possibly more,
If he did as he was told. When time came,
They arrived at the bay, saw the wet sands,
And Tanya got wet too, her bright eyes aflame.

Tanya tore off her dress, and in just undies,
She skipped happily out across the bay.
Her boyfriend sighed wearily and followed.
Determined to get some that day.

Ooh look, sang Tanya, her feet sinking
Into shimmering grey quicksand around.
I've found what I wanted, she called out.
Boyfriend shrieked, You'll surely be drowned!

Oh tosh! Tanya retorted, quicksand churning,
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!

The sensation got Tanya very horny,
And her boyfriend could see how her nipples,
Got pert, bullet like, through her bra.
As the quicksand swayed in large ripples

Round his girlfriend's tiny waist, then her ribs.
And in moments, she was up to her tits.
Tanya, do think this is wise? He asked.
But she was enjoying this totally to bits!

Enough is enough, the boyfriend protested,
Fearing Tanya was going way too deep.
She gave him a wave, big grin on her face,
As to her neck the quicksand did creep.

She decided chin deep was enough for today,
And cried out to her man for rescue.
Boyfriend froze, cos he'd forgotten the rope
Amidst all the excitement to screw

His horny girlfriend, somewhere on the beach,
He shrugged and asked, "What can I do?"
But Tanya was up to her nose, eyes wide,
And could offer little of positive value!

She finally got her hands above her head,
Cos she'd been touching herself in the muck.
So while enjoying the quicksand quite dearly,
She would do anything now for a fuck.

Boyfriend grabbed her waving hands very tight.
And pulled very hard til out she popped.
Covered from head to toe in slimy grey sand,
And into his arms she wearily slopped.

Just her eyes and a massive big grin,
Were all her boyfriend could perceive
Of his pretty girlfriend and her joy.
But he said, I now think we should leave.

So he carried Tanya back to their hotel
And took off what was left of her knicks.
Then he also got naked, and she saw
How big, hard and wonderful his dick's

Erection had got while she sank deeper,
In quicksand, while enjoying her sink.
And give him rescue sex to remember
And gave all of you readers a wink!

;)
Oh tosh! Tanya retorted, quicksand churning,
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!

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Re: A Funny Quicksand Poem!

Postby TBoneTony » Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:28 pm

I never heard of "Rescue Sex" before.

It may be a new term to describe when person A saves person B from quicksand or any other voracious peril, person B gives person A Rescue Sex as a way of saying thanks to their hero or heroine.

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Re: A Funny Quicksand Poem!

Postby tanya_wam » Sat Jun 04, 2016 4:20 pm

TBoneTony wrote:I never heard of "Rescue Sex" before.

It may be a new term to describe when person A saves person B from quicksand or any other voracious peril, person B gives person A Rescue Sex as a way of saying thanks to their hero or heroine.


Absolutely right! :D :oops:
Oh tosh! Tanya retorted, quicksand churning,
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!

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Re: A Funny Quicksand Poem!

Postby nachtjaeger » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:30 am

That, my good man, is the solid foundation upon which most of my fantasy life is built. 8-)

TBoneTony wrote:I never heard of "Rescue Sex" before.

It may be a new term to describe when person A saves person B from quicksand or any other voracious peril, person B gives person A Rescue Sex as a way of saying thanks to their hero or heroine.
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