more dirty limericks

[nachtjaeger]

A pretty "soiled dove" from Wisconsin
had a mud pit to service her Johns in;
when she turned a trick
in clay deep and thick
'twas the mud pit that tickled his Johnson.

I know a cute blonde from Duluth
was exceedingly fond of Vermouth;
But she gave up the drinking
for video sinking-
she's at FetCon, and has her own booth.

Complaints may be registered with:

The International Limerick Poetry Society
Old Man's Cabin World Heritage Site
Nantucket, MA 02584