There's a whole side-angle story on the quickmud episode and how weirdly impacting the experience was ... put it this way, I think maybe the old-school idea of just leaning back and allowing your legs to float to the surface, and then slithering away, might not be right for all sinking situations.
If it was that easy to crawl out of these situations, I would jump right back in. The reality is that I now know that if the "desire" gets the better of me and I do accidentally (