The Need to Sink

[StarlightParoxysm]

Every once in a while, I get this big urge to just go out and find a place to sink. Problem is, I don't have a place to sink, and unless it was blatantly obvious, I'm a bit lazy.

So, I'm willing to meet up with someone and sink with them. I know that sounds weird, but I really, REALLY want to find out what it feels like to sink in quicksand, at least once. If anybody out there (preferably living in or near Alabama/Georgia/Florida) is alright with helping a stick of a guy like me out, PM me and let me know.

Seriously, I'm willing to sink with another person if I have to.