Caught Red Handed!

[Northerner]

For a minute there I thought you said the newspaper used "Caught red handed" as the headline Quite a story, thanks for sharing.

[nointelhere]

I was going to post a reply but after that last one I just don't think mine measures up lol..

Your experiences are as valuable as anybody's.
Quite frankly your fantasies also, although not here, it would be off topic for this sub-forum and thread.