Quicksand Fans

I happen to see in the December 2010 issue of Maxim magazine it had a quick reference on the subjects "How to get out of jury dury and quicksand." There were only like 4-5 little blurbs about it like "Wave your arms around" it gave reference to which that would work for and like "Sand in your underwear" and it said that'd work for both. No biggie but just thought it was fun they'd throw that in.
I think that does open up a interesting question. Which would you rather do, spend time on jury selection/duty or spend some time in quicksand?

Good point.