sign fun

[jagfiles]

I came across this sign and thought it was fun...

http://ripples.typepad.com/photos/uncat ... cksand.jpg

I realize that it has to do with the workplace but that gave me a fun idea. Who can come up with the most humorous Quicksand Warning Sign. Like a handpainted sign that says...
DANGER QUICKSAND!!! and on the sign is a streak of paint that drops off at the bottom of the sign implying the person who painted it was in the quicksand.
Who's next?