Poll -- World's Oldest Sinker
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:12 pm
The thread about the world's oldest man got me to thinking.
I'm sure most of us will be lifelong fetishists...but...how old can we realistically expect to be and still be able to enjoy a nice pit of REAL quicksand, or mud deep enough to perform the role of quicksand?
I am 48 years old right now. I didn't even have my first sinking until I was 39. This was at the hands of Kaol at a site near Chester, IL. I didn't get really serious about finding my own sites until I was 45.
For the last three years I've been sinking pretty regularly.
This year, I'm getting at something deep and muddy about 1-2 times a week. This is down from last year but not because I'm slowing down physically. We're having a bit of a draught and some of my places are in a lot of trouble. They're drying out! My best mudpit from last year is now just a little spot of water in a sea of dried peat. I suppose I could sink in it but it's well outside of my cattail cover...it is now totally exposed to an interstate freeway...well, sure I could sink in it, but hundreds of passing vehicles will see it happen!
So I have to go farther out, and that means I can't make it to quicksand during the work week.
I would describe the sinking lifestyle as a thing that does require one to be in fairly good physical condition. How good, I guess, depends on how far out your site is and how much walking is involved in getting there after you park your car. Plus, if you use really thick mud, you'll need to be stronger than you'd have to be if you use runny soupy stuff.
And it depends on what your sinking style is. If you like wild stuff like belly flops, headfirst dives, flying leaps...or, you only get turned on if you can engage in extreme struggling...that'll up the ante.
So will a habit of trespassing on any property where you may have to SUDDENLY RUN from something.
I don't do much wild stuff, but crawling through some of my bogs can be a bit like climbing on monkey bars. And my mudpits are often thick enough, with bottoms sticky enough, to leave my legs sore from walking through them.
I do have quite a bit of aerobic stamina. I can walk or bike for hours. However, strength-wise, I'm definitely not a Superwoman. In fact, when scouring want ads, I have no business applying for jobs that require repetitive lifting of over 25 pounds. No, there's nothing wrong with me, just, that's about what I can handle before before it gets kinda dangerous.
So if I can do deep mud 1-2 times a week, it can't be something that shuts out a majority of the population, strength-wise.
Which is good. Because you won't get more muscle power as you get older.
But how old can we be before it's all too much? At what point do we need to admit that it's just not safe any more and give up the reality of the mire to cozy up to a nice quicksand video?
I have had two mud partners who were in their middle 50s. Anybody around here still in the mud and they're over 55?
How 'bout 60?
What about...70?
Or is that idealistic dreaming?
Who can say they're the World's Oldest Sinker?
Nessie
I'm sure most of us will be lifelong fetishists...but...how old can we realistically expect to be and still be able to enjoy a nice pit of REAL quicksand, or mud deep enough to perform the role of quicksand?
I am 48 years old right now. I didn't even have my first sinking until I was 39. This was at the hands of Kaol at a site near Chester, IL. I didn't get really serious about finding my own sites until I was 45.
For the last three years I've been sinking pretty regularly.
This year, I'm getting at something deep and muddy about 1-2 times a week. This is down from last year but not because I'm slowing down physically. We're having a bit of a draught and some of my places are in a lot of trouble. They're drying out! My best mudpit from last year is now just a little spot of water in a sea of dried peat. I suppose I could sink in it but it's well outside of my cattail cover...it is now totally exposed to an interstate freeway...well, sure I could sink in it, but hundreds of passing vehicles will see it happen!
So I have to go farther out, and that means I can't make it to quicksand during the work week.
I would describe the sinking lifestyle as a thing that does require one to be in fairly good physical condition. How good, I guess, depends on how far out your site is and how much walking is involved in getting there after you park your car. Plus, if you use really thick mud, you'll need to be stronger than you'd have to be if you use runny soupy stuff.
And it depends on what your sinking style is. If you like wild stuff like belly flops, headfirst dives, flying leaps...or, you only get turned on if you can engage in extreme struggling...that'll up the ante.
So will a habit of trespassing on any property where you may have to SUDDENLY RUN from something.
I don't do much wild stuff, but crawling through some of my bogs can be a bit like climbing on monkey bars. And my mudpits are often thick enough, with bottoms sticky enough, to leave my legs sore from walking through them.
I do have quite a bit of aerobic stamina. I can walk or bike for hours. However, strength-wise, I'm definitely not a Superwoman. In fact, when scouring want ads, I have no business applying for jobs that require repetitive lifting of over 25 pounds. No, there's nothing wrong with me, just, that's about what I can handle before before it gets kinda dangerous.
So if I can do deep mud 1-2 times a week, it can't be something that shuts out a majority of the population, strength-wise.
Which is good. Because you won't get more muscle power as you get older.
But how old can we be before it's all too much? At what point do we need to admit that it's just not safe any more and give up the reality of the mire to cozy up to a nice quicksand video?
I have had two mud partners who were in their middle 50s. Anybody around here still in the mud and they're over 55?
How 'bout 60?
What about...70?
Or is that idealistic dreaming?
Who can say they're the World's Oldest Sinker?
Nessie