Best Fictional Quotes

[Fred588]

Perhaps. I was never a fan of Stallone.

Spoken by a Dalek when challenged by a buck of Cybemen: "This is not war, this is pest control"

Didn't Sly Stallone say something similar in "Cobra", just before killing the last remaining villain? He hung the man on a hook before sending him into a blast furnace, the villain pleaded for his life , screaming "This is murder!" Sly replied, "No it ain't, it's pest control!"

[SabbieMobili]

From 'The Fifth Element:'

The Mangalore leader is holding the priest and several other hostages, holed up during an intense firefight with Korben Dallas and the ship's crew.

Korben, from cover, to one of the crew members: We need to find the leader, Mangalores won't fight without the leader.

The Mangalore leader stands, his weapon to the priest's head: One more shot, we start killing hostages.

Korben, aside to the crewman: That's the leader.

Mangalore leader: Send someone to negotiate!

Crewman to Korben, stammering: I...I...I've never negotiated!

Korben: Mind if I try?

Crewman: No, no...sure, sure!

Crewman, shouting to the Magalore leader: We're sending someone in to negotiate!

Korben breaks cover, strides quickly into the room, pulls a weapon from behind his back and blasts the surprised Mangalore leader clean in the head; the Mangalore drops dead.

Korben: Anyone else wanna negotiate?

[Theo]

I love movies, movie quotes, and quotes in general, so I kinda went nuts with this. I could probably do a hundred but I just did the first few that came to mind.

“Forgiveness, is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.”
― Man on Fire

"Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."
― Black Hawk Down

"I can't face the world in the morning. I must have coffee before I can speak."
― Shadow of a Doubt

"Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence."
― Rear Window

"Only one is A wanderer. Two together are always going somewhere."
― Vertigo

Betty: “What’ll we do in the meantime?”
Wilma: “In the meantime, we get meaner.”
― The Flintstone’s

“The other day somebody asked me: who do you think is the greatest spy of all time? I answered: we’ll probably never know.”
― Me, until I can find someone who said it first

“The wise speak only of what they know.”
― Gandalf

[Rickington]

From The Newsroom

Sloan: Okay...

Don [smiling]: 'Sup?

Sloan: Okay, I know we were on sketchy ground ethically and linguistically, but...

Don: Whatever you're gonna say, save it for another 10 seconds.

Sloan: What happens in 10 seconds?

Don: Just hang on for another 5 seconds and know that we've all been there at one point or another.

Sloan: What happens in 5 seconds?

Charlie [storms in, screaming]: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!

[mudmaiden]

I remember this quote from the movie Star Trek The Undiscovered Country. When Spock had to tell Kirk he was the best person to negotiate with the Klingons he said: "There is a old Vulcan proverb: 'Only Nixon can go to China!. ' "

[Rickington]

I remember this quote from the movie Star Trek The Undiscovered Country. When Spock had to tell Kirk he was the best person to negotiate with the Klingons he said: "There is a old Vulcan proverb: 'Only Nixon can go to China!. ' "

General Chang: I am as constant as the northern star...
McCoy: I'd give real money if he'd shut up.