*BAM*
Jeep rocks sideways. Look to my right and the gothapottamus from accounting just backed right into the side of my Jeep. She gets out and says (for the love of God, she actually said) "Oh no, did I just hit your car?" Bent my nerf bar all to hell but luckily it didn't get into the bodywork. I'm still pissed as hell though. We trade insurace info and by the time I should be pulling into my driveway I finally leave work....
5 minutes later I'm 3 miles down the road, stopped at a stop light.
*SSSSSCCCCRREEEEEEEECCCCHHHHH*
I look in my mirror and there sits this little POS car in a cloud of tire smoke. Dumbass behind the wheel was too busy talking on his cell phone to notice the bright red light that people of normal intelligence know means stop. His bumper is maybe 6" away from mine. I flip the retard off and he looks at me with these big innocent eyes like "What? What'd I Do?".
20 minutes later I'm almost home. Two blocks from my driveway this douchbag pulls out of his driveway without bothering to notice the 3000lbs of truck that's almost on top of him. I slam the brakes. Wheels lock up. Douchbag looks at my truck the way a cow must look at an oncoming train and proceeds to slam on the brakes intead of gunning it and trying to get out of my way. Douchbag is driving some little lowered POS rice burner (the preferred ride of douchbags everywhere) so instead of hitting his door my bumper shatters his drivers side window. A few more inches and the idiot would've had "Smittybilt" tatooed backwords in his left temple. I back the truck up and get out. My foglights are hanging by the wires, douchebag is covered in glass but otherwise unhurt. Douchebag gets out of his car, and, apparently thinking it's my fault that his mother didn't have any kids that lived, proceeds yell at me for breaking his window....cops show up and make us trade insurance info....
Count em. That's 2 accidents and a close call in less then 45 minutes. My truck is busted and I fucking hate people.
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Guess what I'm trying to get at here is, is it just me, or are people just flat out turning their brains off when they get behind the wheel these days?