Surviving in the South

[Theo]

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Saw this the other day, thought y'all might get a kick out of it Another caption I saw read: "my shins hurt just looking at this"

I remember as a late-teen running into one of these some-bitches in the dark so hard, I thought I fractured my Tibia. I still have a knot on my shin to this day.

[Sekani]

With gas at $6 a gallon and rising, I'll never understand why full-size pickups are so popular. For work? Find a Mexican with a twenty-year-old Tacoma and you'll find the hardest working truck on the road. For towing? Valid, but most of these things won't pull anything heavier than the driver's gut. Off-roading? The closest they'll come to that is the shoulder of a freeway. Y'all gotta explain to me what makes just casually dropping $90k on one of these worth it.

[Mynock]

^^^^
They're big, loaded with features, and the aftermarket is infinite if you're the kind of person who likes to modify stuff to make it yours. Lift it, lower it, add huge deep dish chrome rims or huge 40" MT's. Go under the hood and add bigger injectors propane and methanol injection to your diesel for a thousand ft-lbs of torque.

You also don't have to pay to play. I share an old mil surplus deuce and a half with my cousin. 4 wheel drive? HA! How 'bout 6x6? As a famous Mechanic was wont to say, "My Runner ain't the prettiest girl at the dance but she'll put out first time you ask!"