nachtjaeger wrote:He: "I want to try the mud bowling ball flotation experiment with you."
She: "You don't have enough balls to sink me all the way!"
He: "Indeed I have! I've brought the entire bowling leauge with me! And, they've all brought their alternate balls and spare balls with them!"
She: "Well, there's NO way I can hold all of those balls!"
He: "You need not, my dear. I'm prepared for that contingency... I've brought a full-size backpack equipped with waist belt and everything! I even have bowling bags especially equipped so as to clip onto the harnesses to balance things out. Shall we start?"