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[PM2K]

:D

Canadian Bacon, or back bacon, while pretty good, does not have much fat (almost none) so you lack that lovely crisp look and taste.

Plus it costs more

Harpoon is a crew-served weapon Dunc; or if its the ASM, you need somewhere to mount the cannister

Ah, but in the right circumstances, it is manna from heaven. Also known as peameal bacon... most excellent served hot on a bun,

[kham]

Sometimes edged in cornmeal, which is optional
Add a sunny-side egg to your bun and you talking

[Duncan Edwards]

Too many visions of Ned Land I guess. Ken, which harpoon would you rather have at the breakfast table?

[PM2K]

Sometimes edged in cornmeal, which is optional
Add a sunny-side egg to your bun and you talking

Arrr! Now you're cooking with heat! Don't forget the cheddar cheese melted on top! Has to be Old Cheddar, sharp as a Bowie Knife!

[PM2K]

Too many visions of Ned Land I guess. Ken, which harpoon would you rather have at the breakfast table?

Does the lady come with the harpoon?

[Duncan Edwards]

Too many visions of Ned Land I guess. Ken, which harpoon would you rather have at the breakfast table?

Does the lady come with the harpoon?

Sure. She's a waitress at "Waffle House".

[PM2K]

Too many visions of Ned Land I guess. Ken, which harpoon would you rather have at the breakfast table?

Does the lady come with the harpoon?

Sure. She's a waitress at "Waffle House".

I'm sold.

[Mynock]

^^I think he meant like the sharp stabby whale-hunting type harpoon, not the missile.......

[kham]

Yeah
Greenpricks and those whale pirate assholes would have a double-handed polish heart attack if used one of those

Although, the ASM would be damn useful for contributing them to the chum collection next time they fucking with the IJN er JMSDF