Guys and food

[Duncan Edwards]

Nessie, just as aggravating, be a guy who refuses to let the girl pay for anything ever. Take her to very nice place and she orders a great steak, eats four bites, puts the rest in a doggie bag. Her cat has a great, hellishly priced, steak dinner.

[Nessie]

Her cat has a great, hellishly priced, steak dinner.

If you lived remotely close to me, I'd be sure that I've met the cat. There's no way that belly is all cat food.

Ahh, yeah, the pizza guy...real skinny...the perfect example of "I just don't know why he doesn't weigh 800 pounds!"...but I refused to go in on another pizza 'til he said I could pay by the slice.

At two slices per visit, I got 4 more slices.

Then I got a phone call..."You can't come over any more. The owner knows. And he says you don't work here, so you can't sit on his loading dock."

(Sigh)

It was delicious while it lasted.

Nessie

[julie]

I know where all the food I eat goes; I have to call a man to pump out the tank every year or two.

LMAO I know the feeling, which reminds me I gotta go into town tomorrow and get some rid-x...thanks