Jungle/Cave Girl Party Thread

[DangerGirl]

Exactly that. She's innocent but tuned to the wilderness. As a product of nature she's incredibly fit and wears only a minimum of equally primitive and generally wet clothing. One benefit to the simple Darwinism that rules her existence is that jungle girls never suffer the visible ravages of age because (1) they never live that long and/or (2) they are so well preserved by the purity of their surroundings that they look hot well into the latter years. They also have no problem with easy sex because they have been untouched by missionaries and are driven by animal impulses. Either way it's all a win for us.

Don't forget that their legs and underarms mysteriously don't require hair removal.

[nachtjaeger]

Don't want to turn anybody's stomach here, but I appreciate the "natural" look. Looking young is one thing; looking prepubescent is quite another.

Exactly that. She's innocent but tuned to the wilderness. As a product of nature she's incredibly fit and wears only a minimum of equally primitive and generally wet clothing. One benefit to the simple Darwinism that rules her existence is that jungle girls never suffer the visible ravages of age because (1) they never live that long and/or (2) they are so well preserved by the purity of their surroundings that they look hot well into the latter years. They also have no problem with easy sex because they have been untouched by missionaries and are driven by animal impulses. Either way it's all a win for us.

Don't forget that their legs and underarms mysteriously don't require hair removal.

[Duncan Edwards]

Don't forget that their legs and underarms mysteriously don't require hair removal.

We refer to this as Hollywood Darwinism. That is to say nobody wants a furry Miss November 1958.

One of the early shocks to my system came from a regular flick on The Big Show that ran movies every afternoon when I got home from school. About once a year they ran Valley of the Dragons which featured Joan Staley (Miss November 1958) as Deena. She was the cave girl that first cultivated my attention for both her ability to stuff a bikini top and show nearly everything about it underwater. I've come to learn from reviews of this movie that mine were not the only pre-adolescent passions ignited by Miss Staley.

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This movie borrowed footage or props from just about every movie in Hollywood and even Tokyo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJa5wZd63RY

I loved it. I'm sure it played a role in making me as messed up as I am today.

[water_bug_62208]

How about "modern" jungle or cave gals such as Leela from Doctor Who...

http://kmkeirns.com/Stu/4th-21.jpe

Leela (Louise Jameson) was a most outstanding companion to the Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker). She displayed the same fearless, barbaric warrior qualities, and dressed in similiar, skimy, primative attire, as jungle and cave gals.

[PM2K]

Ah, Leela... Next to Sarah, my favorite companion with The Doctor! Now why couldn't she get stuck in the bog like Jo Grant did, ala Carnival of Monsters?

[Boggy Man]

Here is an actress who is a REAL jungle girl (its in her bloodline)! "Rachel Zawadi Luttrell", who played "Teyla Emmagan" in Stargate Atlantis!



According to her biography, she was born in Tanzania where she spent the first five years of her life before she and her family immigrated to Canada, and her mother is the daughter of a powerful medicine man of the Washambala tribes people! So, she REALLY DOES have jungle in her blood!

[MadMax359]

I was too young to appreciate her when she was appearing as Sheena, but I later learned that Irish McCalla set the standard!

[herbsmall]

Exactly that. She's innocent but tuned to the wilderness. As a product of nature she's incredibly fit and wears only a minimum of equally primitive and generally wet clothing. One benefit to the simple Darwinism that rules her existence is that jungle girls never suffer the visible ravages of age because (1) they never live that long and/or (2) they are so well preserved by the purity of their surroundings that they look hot well into the latter years. They also have no problem with easy sex because they have been untouched by missionaries and are driven by animal impulses. Either way it's all a win for us.

Don't forget that their legs and underarms mysteriously don't require hair removal.

Here are a couple of pictures of Lori Saunders, best known for Petticoat Junction, in the movie Mara of the Wilderness, which also starred a Pre-Batman Adam West and a pre-Dukes of Hazzard Denver Pyle. Petticoat Junction was before my time but I always thought Lori Saunders was very pretty after I discovered her in an old 1970s horror movie that Elvira used to show.

While I'm glad that Lori's character was apparently able to find and use a razor in spite of the fact that she was raised by wolves, I really wish she hadn't found that awful wig. I like her natural, dark hair much better. (Lori was also sporting make-up and nail polish in the movie. Who knew wolves knew all about cosmetics?)

[herbsmall]

I've always thought the actresses in B-movies of the 1970s and 80s were much more beautiful than their mainstream counterparts. Of course, we all know that I think QS favorite Brinke Stevens was THE most beautiful actress of those (or any other) times. I've never definitively named my number 2 favorite B-movie beauty, but lovely Laura Gemser would certainly be among the candidates. Several of Ms. Gemser's Emanuelle films had jungle scenes, particularly Emaneulle and the Last Cannibals. Love that smoking monkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USCaDTTCLCk

For those of you who didn't have The Movie Channel or Skinamax back in the 1980s or 90s, the Emanuelle (one M) films were the cheap knock offs of the Emmanuelle films (two Ms). Brinke was in Emmanuelle 4, one of the "official" films, but I wish she had started in one of the knock-offs with Laura. Laura usually kissed her female co-stars and I'll readily admit I would have loved a Brinke on Laura kiss.

Anyway, here is jungle Laura. These are webfinds, so thanks to the original poster.

[mudmaiden]

Katy Perry in quicksand . . . Now there's a thought !

I was hoping that would happen in this video. Nicely done though!