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[bbjohn]

Very clever. But, can you name how many animals of each kind Moses put on the Ark?

How about
There was once a man on his way to Saint Ives. On his way he met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven daughters. Each daughter had seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. Now how many were on their way to Saint Ives?

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Just one.


Or try this...
Can you name all of the current United States Presidents that are still alive?
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How many did you say?
Well the correct answere is ONE since there can only be ONE CURRENT President at a time. All the rest are FORMER Presidents.

It wasn't Moses. It was Noah. I'm a preacher's kid, so I should know!

-Big Bad John

[jagfiles]

This is downright corny but here goes..
Kermit the Frog goes into a bank and asks the bank President for a loan to fix up the Muppet Theater. The Bank President asks if Kermit has any collerateral. Kermit reaches in his pocket and pulls out a little trinket.
The Bank President gets on the intercom and says "Ms. Pattywack come in here please."
As she enters she sees what Kermit has put on the desk and asks "What is this?"
The Bank President replies....(drum roll please)....
"It's a nick nack Ms Pattywack, give the frog a loan."

[Fred588]

OK everyone, just back away quietly.... No sudden moves.

This is downright corny but here goes..
Kermit the Frog goes into a bank and asks the bank President for a loan to fix up the Muppet Theater. The Bank President asks if Kermit has any collerateral. Kermit reaches in his pocket and pulls out a little trinket.
The Bank President gets on the intercom and says "Ms. Pattywack come in here please."
As she enters she sees what Kermit has put on the desk and asks "What is this?"
The Bank President replies....(drum roll please)....
"It's a nick nack Ms Pattywack, give the frog a loan."

[jagfiles]

Maybe corny wasn't the right word for it. As the Fonz would do he'd probably give it a two thumbs down and tell me to "Sit on it."

[jagfiles]

Last one here...
Can you name the President of the United States on the $100.00 bill?
(You can check if you like if you're not sure)....
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Did you say Ben Franklin?
Well if you did you're half right. True there's a pic of Ben Franklin on the $100.00 bill but he was never President so there is no President on the $100.00 bill.
Now I think I better quit while I'm behind.