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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby kham » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:40 pm

Some people just cant get past being colossal pains in the ass. They should try:

a) grow a sense of humor
b) shut up

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby Mynock » Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:57 pm

In space no one can hear you boobies.
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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby QuicksandMania » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:01 pm

kham wrote:Some people just can't get past being colossal pains in the ass. They should try:

a) grow a sense of humor
b) shut up

To satisfy Duncan's call for more juvenile behavior, I will share two quotes here that I recently posted elsewhere:

  • “Denouncing masculine oppression, Women’s Lib screams protests against the policy of regarding women as ‘sex objects’—through speakers who, too obviously, are in no such danger.” — Rand, Ayn; Schwartz, Peter (1999-01-01). The Return of the Primitive: The Anti-Industrial Revolution (p. 148). Penguin Group. Kindle Edition.
  • “Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of American life.” — Rush Limbaugh
I really appreciate this photo shoot as a chance to promote space through the most powerful motivator, sex, and especially with such a sinkable model.

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby Regisblb » Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:17 am

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby Duncan Edwards » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:14 am

Regisblb wrote:Ha - I've actually met Kate a couple of times - she's a friend of a friend. And somehow she doesn't do it for me -- I know, I know. Everybody had to keep explaining to me why she's famous and I'm like, "Really?"

But sending those knockers into space is conceptually brilliant, I'll grant you.


Some ladies just don't do it for everybody. Some guys just don't connect on every lady. Some people are fascinated by women, period. I think I'm one of those.

Having all that hair and the legs and everything flying around totally unimpeded though just tears me all to pieces. I've got a serious underwater/fitness/bikini fetish and I'm a space buff as well so I'm sure this is somehow all connected. Einstein was working on it when he died. (The Grand Unified Fetish Theory)

And guys, regarding the comments - much better.
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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby bumberjack » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:21 pm

TITS

IN

SPAAAAAAAACE

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby kham » Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:34 pm

Most astronauts say the hair thing is fun for maybe a day or so. Then its just a colossal pain :mrgreen:

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby water_bug_62208 » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:28 pm

Well, for those "brief" moments (get it... briefs... bikini bottoms...?), there were eleven... no, make that twelve... heavenly bodies orbiting the Sun... and, I include Pluto (yes, I still consider Pluto a planet... DAMN IT!) plus the three heavenly bodies Kate contributed to that number... do the math. :)

That was impressive! Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby Lomax » Wed Feb 26, 2014 4:14 am

water_bug_62208 wrote:I still consider Pluto a planet.


Of course it's a planet. The fact that it is now qualified with an adjective does not change this fact. A dwarf star is still a star, so a dwarf planet must still be a planet. Simple semantics.

This means that including Ceres and the other former asteroid that has been promoted to dwarf planet status (damn, can't remember the name) there are now eleven planets in the solar system.
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Re: Kate Upton Floating

Postby bbjohn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:02 am

Duncan was saying he expected more juvenile behavior. Sorry, but I'm too mature for that sort of thing. I'll just sit here with my tongue hanging out and drooling on my keyboard, my cat climbing on my lap so he can get a better look. Does anyone know how to get cat spittle off a keyboard?

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