NHL Playoffs 2016 Thread

[kham]

3-1 final as Tampa wins Game 1; Pitt seemed off somehow tonight, and the bounces just weren't going their way

[kham]

No games scheduled today

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

San Jose @ St Louis 2000

[kham]

A 2-1 St Louis win with slightly better goaltending by them over San Jose. But as games go, a real BORING affair. Thanks oh so much NHL.

3 more of these be like watching white paint dry

[kham]

CBC douchebags still gargling about 'ohwellthatcouldhavebeenapenalty" Just go fuck yourself sideways up the ass with a razor-wire dildo, kay?

Now.
To set the table , period one, Pitt goes out to a 2-0 lead, only to see it tied 2-2 by the end of the period with sloppy play. The next two periods were back and forth, minimal penalties (so again, fuck off, CBC. They werent calling shit then, they sure as FUCK wouldnt in OT short of decapitation) So we go into OT. Quick start, Pitt pressing and Tampa barely clears, but turnover (where the cockbreaths get their gargling from, again , Fuck Off) They had just been almost grinning like some cocksucking politician about how Crosby hadn't scored an OT goal in the playoffs

Approximately thirty-two seconds later....
Crosby Scores
Game over, 3-2 final, series tied 1-1
Dont Fuck with the hockey Gods, Bitches

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

San Jose @ St Louis 2000

[kham]

At least it wasn't as boring as the last game...
San Jose scores a solid 4-0 shutout win to even the series at 1-1. It was rather sad watching the empty net goal just slide casually, not even rushed, into the net. Sorta marked the entire night for the Blues

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay 2000

[kham]

I had been working on a little bit on how the CBC -douchecocks had opened the series by telling everyone how fast Tampa was and etc etc etc. I think someone must have whispered something in their collective ears, since they literally in last five minutes did an abrupt 180 on that. Fucking scumbags.

Pitt wins tonight with a solid 4-2 win , that wasn't that close, the 2nd Tampa goal was late. Speed and skill was this one, with the retard fellatio brigade suddenly realizing that, mmm yeah, those Penguins really are fast, eh? As games go, it was probably the best one yet, with it 0-0 right up until 10 seconds left in 2nd where that whole "speed" thing was driven home by sloppy play. Only 13 second left, so.... YOU FAIL. It was 4-1 at one point. The Penguins outplayed them the entire game, and if it wasn't for the young goalie, it would have been a massacre. How it effects him will be important. Since he was clearly getting upset. Veteran's wouldn't. But he's just a kid.

** I not the only one saying this; the 'professional' talking heads on it too

[kham]

Tonight's Game:

St Louis @ San Jose 2100