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COWPENS to help produce a movie for the Lifetime Network

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:34 pm
by kham
From CDR Sal

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over? :shock:

Read it. Cowpens is a bad-luck ship; you may recall that this was Holly Graff's boat, she who took command lessons from Shillery the Screamer ... didn't end well and certainly did no service to any serving female officers.

Here, this could be a mix of captains from the Caine Mutiny, Mr Roberts, and perhaps a bit of Operation Petticoat thrown in. But as Sal says, where the hell was the Wardroom during this floating disaster? Or the Goat Locker?? Jesus, on the one hand, it was a miracle no one was killed, but this all could have been cured by ONE PHONE CALL.

Ay yi yi......

Re: COWPENS to help produce a movie for the Lifetime Network

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:23 pm
by Nessie
"Destiny Savage"...Google her with images...if her career ends over this, she is cute enough to work for Dave and she wouldn't even have to invent a stage name.

Nessie

Re: COWPENS to help produce a movie for the Lifetime Network

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:39 pm
by kham
Yeah but I think it'd be a pretty savage pay cut as well....

And frankly, if I was running the JAG investigation, the whole fracking library would be landing on her corpse

Re: COWPENS to help produce a movie for the Lifetime Network

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:08 pm
by Mynock
So basically the Captain said "fuck you guys I'm sick." and locked himself in his cabin?! Mind blown.