Quicksand Fans

Found this in a collection of stuff my dad bought at an auction. Mack Trucks 75th Anniversary collectible, bottled in 1975. Not worth anything because somebody broke the Bulldog cork off but still sealed. Well....it was still sealed......

Last time I drank Wild Turkey, I don't have a clue as to what happened. I woke up the next morning on the ship, with half a bottle still in my denim jacket. I found the guy I'd been running around with the night before and asked him what happened after I sipped the wild turkey. He told me I did not "sip" it, and the last he'd seen of me I was on the traffic side of someone's parked VW van, howling at the moon.

Enjoy! (carefully!)

For another good morning after experience try absinthe! After my first try I actually started seeing things.

After visiting the 1979 Alexandra Palace Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA) Beer Festival in London, I woke up the next morning on the beach at Brighton; wearing a Traffic Warden's uniform; a FEMALE traffic warden!

8 year aged Bourbon is for sipping not funneling lol. Smooooth. You'd never believe this is 101 proof.
Funny that Absinthe was mentioned. The cork crumbled when I pulled it out so had to find another container. This was a Hardcore Hamlet Bottle, too cool to throw away and now useful again.