Postby water_bug_62208 » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:00 am
(Marvin the Martian, after his Christmas break and much celebration for the New Year, returns to the site where he last left Spirit)
"DAMN! This piece of Earthling junk with the unlicenced image of me upon it is still HERE!!!"
(His conniption from last year quickly returns as with rapid footsteps he moves to the other side of Spirit)
"OH! This makes me ANGRY!"
(With rapid footsteps Marvin moves back to his previous spot)
"Very, very ANGRY! Obviously, it'll take more than a single Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator to jettison this piece of human-made crap off MY planet and back to that third rock from the sun once and for all!"
(With rapid footsteps Marvin dashes off into the distance and vanishes over the horizon. He then quickly returns with a huge wooden crate wrapped in his arms. Huffing and puffing, he breaks open the crate and begins placing several sticks of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator around Spirit)
"A decade's worth of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator for a single job, but this surely must do it!"
(Marvin begins wiring the pieces of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator together and ties the fuses off into a signle primary fuse)
"At last I'm ready to finally be rid of this thing!'
(Marvin lights the fuse then turns around with his eyes tightly closed and his fingers in his ears. Suddenly, his eyes open wide. He spins around.)
"Oh, my, I'm much too close to survive the inevitable detonation of the consolidation of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators! This will be far more than that dreadful Earth shattering kaboom one would normally expect!"
(With rapid footsteps Marvin dashes off into the distance and vanishes over the horizon. Marvin eventually seeks shelter behind a Martian mountain range several miles away from Spirit)
"This should be far enough away from the super Earth shattering kaboom that'll happen any second now."
(Marvin turns around with his eyes tightly closed and his fingers in his ears. A few seconds go by. Then several more seconds go by. Then a few minutes go by. Suddenly, his eyes open wide. He looks about in wonderment.)
"Where's the kaboom? Where's the planetary, Earth shattering kaboom? Oh, this is SO frustrating! Delays, delays!"
(With rapid footsteps Marvin dashes off from around the mountain range and back to Spirit. He closely examines the situation, sees that the fuses have all burned their way through into the pieces of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator as expected, then scratches his head in confusion.)
"This is most odd. There should've been a catastrophic, planetary, Earth shattering kaboom!"
(Marvin then notices a note placed upon Spirit. He picks up the note and reads it.)
"Dear, traveler. Your luggage bound for Earth was inspected and found to contain prohibited items, namely the explosive Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. This item also violates United States Customs regulations for the allowance of illegal materials into the jurisdiction of the United States. Therefore, your luggage has been banned for its intended space flight into the United States and the explosives neutralized. Thank you for your cooperation. We're here to serve you. Transportation Security Agency."
(Marvin crumbles the note in his hand)
"Damn Earthling revenuers! How dare they come onto MY planet and prohibit MY launching of their piece of worthless Earthling junk back to where it belongs! OH, this makes me ANGRY!"
(With rapid footsteps and clenched fists, Marvin moves to the opposite side of Spirit)
"Very, very ANGRY!"
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water_bug_62208 on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
