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The Latest Sex Trend: Spraying Vaporized Liquid Nitrogen on Your Genitals

Um

Just in case anyone thought the current generation wasn't ACTUALLY insane...

Oh my god... Now, seriously... how anyone can actually be this dumb astounds me.
A lot of doctors remove warts this way.
What are these folks gonna do when their parts start to turn black from necrosis and fall off..?
I know what I'll be doing...

Voluntary sinking up to your neck in thick mud sounds equally strange and dangerous.
As long as those folks think that it spices up their partnership it's okay for me

Voluntary sinking in deep mud will not result in permanent, irreversible organ damage

Having your fucking dick shatter and fall off, WILL

It kind of makes the rest of us sound pretty sensible, doesn't it?

Why is the theme music from Terminator playing in my head right now?

Allow me to suggest the possibility of fake news here.