Rediculous but true

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Mynock » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:35 pm

A man who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

It takes lots of nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:55 pm

The part of any car that fails and causes accidents the most often is......the nut that holds the steering wheel. :lol:


One quote I always loved from former air show pilot Art Scholl:
"(Air racing) is like having sex with your girlfriend on the hood of your wife's car while your wife is honking the horn. Pretty damn exciting, but not much fun."
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Fred588 » Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:16 pm

You can fool all of the people some of the time,
And some of the people all of the time.
But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.

Attributed widely but erroneously (I am told) to A. Lincoln.
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby sixgunzloaded » Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:03 pm

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.

Confidence: That feeling you have before fully understanding the situation. ;)
How long did Tarzan watch before deciding to save Jill..?

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Tim Kelly » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:39 pm

How's this for really ridiculous but true;
Theresa "Kitten Heels" May is STILL Prime Minister!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Tim Kelly » Fri May 21, 2021 7:57 pm

Fred588 wrote:If it looks like a duck, and is quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, then most likely its a duck.

I remember in the BBC series "Oppenheimer" a scene where two Army Intelligence officers were arguing over J.Robert Oppenheimer's politics;
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."
"It's a communist!"
Which provokes the obvious response:
"Comradeth! The New Economic Polithy ith an unatheptable deviathion from Markthitht orthodokthy! We mutht return to a polithy of...Pernanent Revoluthion!"
"Oh no! Did you hear that? Daffy's become a 'Trotthkyitht'!"
"Could have been worse, if he'd supported the Policy he would have become a 'Revithionitht'!"
(old Marxist joke)
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Theo » Sun Jun 06, 2021 5:51 am

Before social media:
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

After social media:
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will destroy your life.”

“If you chase two rabbits; you better have a hunting buddy.”

Variation: “If you chase two rabbits; you better have a semi-automatic shotgun, and two shells.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates, some people get Le Chocolate Box, some get See’s, and some get Elmer.”
Finally broke down and went to see a psychologist. She told me I have an overactive imagination—and it really excited her. We're going sinking next weekend. Theo's AI Quicksandbox New stuff every weekend (unless life gets in the way)

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Theo » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:53 am

In war, numbers are good… superior skill and equipment is better… but superior judgement and intelligence is best; especially when used to avoid circumstances that require superior numbers, skill and equipment.
Finally broke down and went to see a psychologist. She told me I have an overactive imagination—and it really excited her. We're going sinking next weekend. Theo's AI Quicksandbox New stuff every weekend (unless life gets in the way)

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Theo » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:57 am

I know this is an old topic, but this little idea came to mind on a recent trip while trying to adjust to sleeping in hotels for the first time in years.

"The world is so different now — now that I finally got 8 hours of sleep and drank three cups of coffee."
Finally broke down and went to see a psychologist. She told me I have an overactive imagination—and it really excited her. We're going sinking next weekend. Theo's AI Quicksandbox New stuff every weekend (unless life gets in the way)

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:53 am

One I missed earlier:

"The early bird gets the worm............... But it is the second mouse who gets the cheese."

:P
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