Rediculous but true

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby MadMax359 » Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:07 pm

BogDog wrote:One I missed earlier:

"The early bird gets the worm............... But it is the second mouse who gets the cheese."

:P


i like it!!
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby jagfiles » Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:47 pm

An old saying the Army has...
"Hurry up and wait."

Here's one I came up with....
"Take your time but hurry up about it."

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Tim Kelly » Fri Jun 17, 2022 7:52 am

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
- David Brent
- "The Office"
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Boggy Man » Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:24 am

BogDog wrote:One I missed earlier:

"The early bird gets the worm............... But it is the second mouse who gets the cheese."

:P



Actually, that is the 15'th item in my list on page 1 of this thread. 8-)
I sink, therefore I WAM!!!!

(((ioi)))

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Fri Jun 17, 2022 9:37 am

Call me the second mouse then. :lol:
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Theo » Mon Aug 28, 2023 1:59 am

Thought of new one recently.

"The carrot and stick approach is fundamentally flawed because not everyone likes carrots, and some like S&M."
Finally broke down and went to see a psychologist. She told me I just have an overactive imagination—and it really excited her. We're going sinking next weekend. Theo's AI Quicksandbox New stuff every weekend (unless life gets in the way)

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Duncan Edwards » Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:48 pm

He's educated beyond his ability to learn.

Boy, fuel burns. Vapor explodes!

Good thing he's rich or he would've starved to death.


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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby PA Jack » Fri Sep 01, 2023 11:40 pm

How about: What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? . . . Outlaws are wanted. (although I both liked and loved my late in-laws, I thought it was a good line).

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Sat Sep 02, 2023 5:53 am

One I first heard at work:

"If it doesn't fit, then get a bigger hammer."
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby somebodyelse » Wed Sep 06, 2023 12:19 pm

Mynock wrote:People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.


:) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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