Rediculous but true

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Tim Kelly » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:46 pm

How about some of the wit and wisdom of David "The Office" Brent:-
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
There is no "I" in "team", but there IS a "Me" if you look hard enough.
Unless or until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Fred588 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:52 pm

Tim Kelly wrote:How about some of the wit and wisdom of David "The Office" Brent:-
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
There is no "I" in "team", but there IS a "Me" if you look hard enough.
Unless or until morale improves, the beatings will continue.


Not sure if the last one really fits as it is more of a threat than something that is true.
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Fred588 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:53 pm

The only thing worse than getting old is not getting old.
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Mynock » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:34 am

"Now the monkey said when he got his tail in the lawnmower--It ain't goin' be long now...."
--Cowboy Kent Rollins
"Know thyself, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."
--Sun Tzu

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:32 am

My mantra...:
"Never look down on people unless you are helping them up."


:)



Here's a few favorite quotes I've saved for years in a text file (no joke)...

“The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.”
- Albert Einstein


"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford


"LIVE as if you were to die tomorrow.....LEARN as if you were to live forever." - Ghandi


"Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem." - John Galsworthy


"Dogs are not our whole lives, but dogs make our lives whole" - Roger Karas


"For every problem there is a solution that is simple, elegant and wrong". – H. L. Mencken


"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn only by doing them." - Aristotle


"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience." - Mark Twain


"I’m not religious in the normal sense. I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science. The laws may have been decreed by God, but God does not intervene to break the laws." - Stephen Hawking


;)
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:35 am

Tim Kelly wrote:...There is no "I" in "team", but there IS a "Me" if you look hard enough.



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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Mynock » Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:59 pm

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. :D
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Fred588 » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:22 am

A milestone toward wisdom is when you begin to understand how much you don't understand.
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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby BogDog » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:21 am

Fred588 wrote:A milestone toward wisdom is when you begin to understand how much you don't understand.



That reminds me of:

"The fool who knows so little believes he knows all there is to know. The wise man who has learned so much realizes that he knows so little"
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Re: Rediculous but true

Postby Qsvgitguy » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:11 pm

Never play leap frog with a unicorn. :shock:


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