Quicksand Fans

BogDog wrote:One I missed earlier:

"The early bird gets the worm............... But it is the second mouse who gets the cheese."

i like it!!

An old saying the Army has...
"Hurry up and wait."

Here's one I came up with....
"Take your time but hurry up about it."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
- David Brent
- "The Office"

BogDog wrote:One I missed earlier:

"The early bird gets the worm............... But it is the second mouse who gets the cheese."

Actually, that is the 15'th item in my list on page 1 of this thread.

Call me the second mouse then.

Thought of new one recently.

"The carrot and stick approach is fundamentally flawed because not everyone likes carrots, and some like S&M."

He's educated beyond his ability to learn.

Boy, fuel burns. Vapor explodes!

Good thing he's rich or he would've starved to death.

All from my Grandfather

How about: What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? . . . Outlaws are wanted. (although I both liked and loved my late in-laws, I thought it was a good line).

One I first heard at work:

"If it doesn't fit, then get a bigger hammer."

Mynock wrote:People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.