Best Fictional Quotes

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby BogDog » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:54 am

You reminded me of McCoy:

"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in alternate occupation here)."

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Then there's one VERY OFTEN REPEATED movie quote ....... Need I even say the line?

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"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby OBI-wan » Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:17 pm

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"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby BogDog » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:13 pm

I always preferred the BBC version: https://youtu.be/z0yBf1JKTw8?t=87
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby OBI-wan » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:29 pm

Me too.
"Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby micky3277 » Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:18 am

From Sean Connery in "The Rock"


Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best

John Patrick Mason: Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.

Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

John Patrick Mason: Really?

Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Tim Kelly » Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:51 pm

"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Mr Mudster » Wed Mar 11, 2020 3:18 pm

One obscure that will probably be beyond everyone here:

Vortigaunt: "Ah! No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Mynock » Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:13 pm

^^^Not to this old school gamer. :)

Swann:I'm tired of running damage control every time he makes a mess.
Campbell: Right, you're the control. And if that fails, I'm the damage.
"Know thyself, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories."
--Sun Tzu

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Tim Kelly » Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:00 pm

Tim Kelly wrote:"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.

According to Kenny Everett hinself, in his autobiography "The Custard Stops At Hatfield", the original source of the second quote above was George Harrison.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby claykid » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:43 pm

here is one of my favorites
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