Best Fictional Quotes

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Tim Kelly » Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:06 pm

Tim Kelly wrote:
Tim Kelly wrote:"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.

According to Kenny Everett hinself, in his autobiography "The Custard Stops At Hatfield", the original source of the second quote above was George Harrison.

In fact, after meeting the Maharishi, Harrison never said anything else.
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Mynock » Mon Oct 05, 2020 2:25 am

Two funny memorable ones from a short Borderlands 2 film put out by 2k Games when the DLC dropped.

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!!"

"Tell her she's as gorgeous as a thousand sunsets! Tell her you need her help! Tell her to rescue you, and care for you, and whatever you do, do NOT scream the word 'poop' at the top of your lungs!"
"I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YQaFrUtkog
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

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Spoken by a Dalek when challenged by a buck of Cybemen: "This is not war, this is pest control"
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Rickington » Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:23 pm

"What do you hear, Starbuck?"
"Nothing but the rain."
"Grab your gun and bring in the cat."

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby BogDog » Wed Oct 07, 2020 6:44 pm

"Puny God".
https://youtu.be/DsUCRcK7QYc
(In all the Avengers and Marvel movies, this was my favorite scene)


"Oh sir. It's only wafer-thin".
https://youtu.be/uRpt4a6H99c
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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Tim Kelly » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:11 pm

[quote="BogDog"]"Puny God".
https://youtu.be/DsUCRcK7QYc
(In all the Avengers and Marvel movies, this was my favorite scene)


"Oh sir. It's only wafer-thin".
https://youtu.be/uRpt4a6H99c[/quote
Actually the Hulk's original response was supposed to be:-
"HULK....ATHEIST!"
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby pete1672 » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:20 am

"Gentlemen, please! There is to be no fighting in the War Room!"

-Peter Sellers, "Dr. Strangelove"

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby ducttapej » Sun Nov 08, 2020 4:47 pm

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Re: Best Fictional Quotes

Postby Tim Kelly » Wed Mar 17, 2021 7:15 pm

Fred588 wrote:Spoken by a Dalek when challenged by a buck of Cybemen: "This is not war, this is pest control"

Didn't Sly Stallone say something similar in "Cobra", just before killing the last remaining villain? He hung the man on a hook before sending him into a blast furnace, the villain pleaded for his life , screaming "This is murder!" Sly replied, "No it ain't, it's pest control!"
"Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh! Quicksand! I'm sinking! I'll go straight to the bottom of.......GLURP!"
(a month later)
"Ugh! Yukkkh! Ptui! I'm out of it! I'm free! Not even quicksand can defeat the power of.....the Eye of Zoltec!"


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