Quicksand Fans

You reminded me of McCoy:

"I'm a doctor, not a (fill in alternate occupation here)."








Then there's one VERY OFTEN REPEATED movie quote ....... Need I even say the line?

Douglas Adams

I always preferred the BBC version: https://youtu.be/z0yBf1JKTw8?t=87

Me too.

From Sean Connery in "The Rock"


Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best

John Patrick Mason: Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.

Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

John Patrick Mason: Really?

Stanley Goodspeed: [cocks his gun] Yeah

"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.

One obscure that will probably be beyond everyone here:

Vortigaunt: "Ah! No pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!"

^^^Not to this old school gamer.

Swann:I'm tired of running damage control every time he makes a mess.
Campbell: Right, you're the control. And if that fails, I'm the damage.

Tim Kelly wrote:"Master, I have been studying at your feet for five years, but yet, I do not know who I really am"
(Master produces polaroid camera and takes disciples picture and hands it to him)
"There, that's you"
"Oh no, I'm Nana Mouskouri!"
-exchange between Master and Disciple,
(Kenny Everett and William Rushton)
"Kennt Everett Video Show"
Alternately-
"Master, Master, what is the meaning of life?"
"Life.........is an orange!"
"It is?"
"Isn't it?"
-ibid.

According to Kenny Everett hinself, in his autobiography "The Custard Stops At Hatfield", the original source of the second quote above was George Harrison.

here is one of my favorites