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Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:09 am
by Mynock
So backstory, our neighborhood is roamed by this giant Skunk everybody has named "Mr. Stinky" (yea real original right?).

But anyway, I went outside to get something out of my car, open the backdoor to my garage and Mr. Stinky is RIGHT THERE. And when I say right there, I mean basically trapped between the side of my car and the side of the garage. Worst case scenario to encounter a skunk, cornered, startled, etc.

We both freeze........I see the tail shoot straight up in the air.......
OH DEAR GOD MR. STINKY NOOOOOOOO

The tail twitches.......slowly lowers.....and then our beloved neighborhood mascot decided to show me mercy, and turned around and waddled off into the night. Ho. Ly. Shit that was intense. :lol:
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Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 3:58 am
by duuudeization
That coulda gone real different

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:13 am
by jadokast98
Yea... Very close call.

Juuuust in case the next time doesn't work out so well.
Dawn dishwashing soap. Hydrogen Peroxide. Baking Soda. That will get rid of the stink better than the old wives tale of tomato juice or whatever.

https://www.mymove.com/cleaning/guides/ ... unk-smell/

I do hope this becomes useless knowledge for you. :-)

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:37 pm
by Duncan Edwards
My history with Mr. Stinky's relatives is not a good one. The worst moment came when we encountered a female with a host of kits out in a field while scouting for a hay ride wagon in high school. Not only would girls go nowhere near us but my mom wouldn't even let me in the house when I got home. I was outside until early morning in the driveway with my dad, a box of Cheer, two bottles of loud shampoo, a scrub brush, and the garden hose. Every encounter with a skunk since then has resulted in some kind of new land speed record involving a dog on a leash.

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:10 pm
by Fred588
I will avoid using any names but will relate a relevant story. At least eight years ago, when the chat room was functioning, there were perhaps four or five of us chatting, as we did regularly. One of the people in the room was a model who had done several shoots with me and at least one of the other people in the room was a crewman on some of her shoots so we knew each other. All of a sudden the model spoke, with some apparent concern, about a "disturbance outside" adding "I'm getting my gun." We were all extremely concerned about what might be happening, although those of us who had met her knew she was quite capable of defending herself. After a delay of perhaps ten minutes, she came back into the room with a question, "What do you do to get rid of a dead skunk?" Apparently it was raiding her chicken coop and she shot it dead.

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:20 pm
by Mynock
I've never been on the receiving end myself but long long ago a friend of mine's dog got nailed. Up close and personal it doesn't just stink, whatever it off-gasses burns your eyes and makes your nose run. It's not just a stink bomb more like an organic version of mace.

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:58 pm
by Duncan Edwards
Mynock wrote:I've never been on the receiving end myself but long long ago a friend of mine's dog got nailed. Up close and personal it doesn't just stink, whatever it off-gasses burns your eyes and makes your nose run. It's not just a stink bomb more like an organic version of mace.


Yeah that's about right. :mrgreen:

Re: Close Encounters Of The (Mr.) Stinky Kind

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:59 pm
by Bill
My family has had close encounters with skunks before thankfully no one has gotten sprayed yet, but next to my Quicksand fetish I have enjoyed & gotten really horny watching people getting sprayed by a skunk & mainly women reacting to how bad they smell even sometimes warrying nose plugs to not smell that person. I fantasias my self iver by my self or with a women naked in a forest getting sprayed by a skunk, going around letting women smell us or just me & them holding their noses & just trying to get fare away from me. Also me & a women bathing in Tomato juice together to clean off the smell while making love. Another type of video I want to make besides the quicksand videos