So I wrote A Song......
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 2:30 am
I was on a roadtrip with a couple of friends, and like the nerds we are we started joking about how Disney now technically owned both the Alien and Predator franchises. We stopped to sleep and as usual I couldn't (strange places = insomnia for me) so while pulling watch over the caravan I wrote this little ditty. I have ZERO experience writing music but everybody died laughing when I belted it out over breakfast so....win? Fail? Let me know.
(To the tune if "Part of Your World" from " The Little Mermaid")
Look at this spear
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Predator,
The Predator with everything?
Look at this trove,
Of weapons untold,
How many sharp things
Can one spaceship hold?
Looking around here you'd think,
This hunter's got everything!
I've got skulls and jawbones a'plenty,
Hunted critters and creatures galore!
Do you like ribcages? I've got twenty!
But who cares......
No big deal......
I want more!
I want to hunt where the humans are!
I want to see them on heat vision!
Running for their lives to the, whats that word again?
Oh. The Choppa!
They'll get a head start but they won't get far.
Stealthy cloak, they'll never see me coming.
Nothing they can do now but......what's that word again?
Scream!
I'll cut off their skin! And pull out their spines!
Hang bodies upside down from a line!
Violence and gore......
I just so adore......
Parts from their world.....
(To the tune if "Part of Your World" from " The Little Mermaid")
Look at this spear
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Predator,
The Predator with everything?
Look at this trove,
Of weapons untold,
How many sharp things
Can one spaceship hold?
Looking around here you'd think,
This hunter's got everything!
I've got skulls and jawbones a'plenty,
Hunted critters and creatures galore!
Do you like ribcages? I've got twenty!
But who cares......
No big deal......
I want more!
I want to hunt where the humans are!
I want to see them on heat vision!
Running for their lives to the, whats that word again?
Oh. The Choppa!
They'll get a head start but they won't get far.
Stealthy cloak, they'll never see me coming.
Nothing they can do now but......what's that word again?
Scream!
I'll cut off their skin! And pull out their spines!
Hang bodies upside down from a line!
Violence and gore......
I just so adore......
Parts from their world.....
