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Cocaine Bear
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:32 am
by Mynock
10/10
Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
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Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 9:00 pm
by BogDog
Crack-bears, huh? I guess people got tired of these...
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:08 am
by Duncan Edwards
As if getting mauled by a regular bear wasn't bad enough.
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:08 am
by Theo
Mynock wrote:10/10
Do you like Bears? Do you like drugs? Are you a sick fuck that can laugh at people getting mauled by a Bear on drugs? Bro, do I have a movie for you.....
Bear Meme wrote:I fucking love cocaine!
Duncan Edwards wrote:As if getting mauled by a regular bear wasn't bad enough.
OMG, I'm rolling on the floor!
I haven't seen it yet but I probably well eventually.
I've always thought this isn't a problem one these BAG's (Big Ass Guns) couldn't handle
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 8:44 pm
by Theo
P.S. I also like how little effort and imagination they put into the unambiguous title. Now imagine for a moment if other movie titles were as forthright. For example:
Avatar: The Way of Water — Blue People Move to The Ocean
The Banshees of Inisherin — Isolation Causes Insanity
Top Gun: Maverick — Has-Been Feuds With New Guy Until Near Death Experience Brings Then Closer
Tár — Make-Believe True Story (Oops, that title already belongs to Fargo (1996), and 9 out of 10 of other “based on a true story” films).
Everything Everywhere All at Once — Cocaine & LSD Woman
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2023 11:33 pm
by Nessie
If it'll make anybody feel better about movie violence guilt complexes, I DO want to see "Cocaine Bear".
"Sharknado" was GREAT!
Nessie
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 3:53 pm
by Mynock
CGI has really taken gore to a whole new level, and this flick uses it to it's full potential. I heard a couple gasps from people in the audience who afterwords looked like maybe they had gotten more horror than they expected in their horror comedy.
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:48 am
by Villein
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=The Sequel.
Taglines include "This Cook Has Wings", "The Ultimate Ultraterrestiral Power Trip" and "Nothing is More Certain".
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:32 pm
by Tim Kelly
I would expect a coked-up bear to wear a striped shirt. Carry a mobile phone and shout "greed us good!" and "lunch is for wimps!" and generally behave like Gordon Gekko....
Re: Cocaine Bear
Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:34 pm
by Tim Kelly
Someone ought to make a film about a bear on weed that just lies around all day saying "Awwwwwwww Maaaaaaaan......"