Quicksand Fans

Saw this the other day, thought y'all might get a kick out of it Another caption I saw read: "my shins hurt just looking at this"

I remember as a late-teen running into one of these some-bitches in the dark so hard, I thought I fractured my Tibia. I still have a knot on my shin to this day.

With gas at $6 a gallon and rising, I'll never understand why full-size pickups are so popular. For work? Find a Mexican with a twenty-year-old Tacoma and you'll find the hardest working truck on the road. For towing? Valid, but most of these things won't pull anything heavier than the driver's gut. Off-roading? The closest they'll come to that is the shoulder of a freeway. Y'all gotta explain to me what makes just casually dropping $90k on one of these worth it.