Humor - Mud Bowling in Evening Gowns

[reisen55]

I am still trying to figure out the point of the game. LOL

[Duncan Edwards]

Judging from the size and the heft I'd say it was a volleyball. I think the point of the whole thing is just to get hot babes in fine attire really muddy. Works for me anyway.

[PM2K]

Cool! Now there's a sport I wish would catch on...

[water_bug_62208]

Oh my! She's cute, she's attractive, she's got some really sexy arms and legs on her (you can just make out her right upper calf... most impressive), and she looks great in that shade of orange.

Oh, yeah, and I love the thick look of the mud and the impression that she's apparently sunk calf-deep in the mire.

To me, she seems to have some pretty good tone in her arms and calves, so perhaps she's tossing around one of those medicine balls.

Very cool! Thanks for sharing!

[Nessie]

I'm inclined to wonder if it's really a volleyball too. Or a beach ball, or a soccer ball. It really should be filled with air, whatever it is.

A bowling ball will sink straight to the bottom and they'd have to fish it out!

I definitely approve of the gown. Good sinkwear.

Nessie

[MuddyEddie]

A bowling ball will sink straight to the bottom and they'd have to fish it out!

And the problem with that would be....?

[Nessie]

I don't know.

I know that you guys won't mind watching the girls fishing for it but maybe they'll never find it! Then, there it is, a non-biodegradable round object, under the mud...forever!

Would that be harmful to the environment?

According to this, though, balls under 11 pounds float in water. So perhaps mud bowling must be restricted to lighter balls.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling_ball

Nessie

[MuddyEddie]

According to this, though, balls under 11 pounds float in water. So perhaps mud bowling must be restricted to lighter balls.

Not necessarily! The specific density of mud is a lot higher than water. So a 12 or even a 13 pound ball might float in mud. Maybe we need to conduct some experiments!

[water_bug_62208]

According to this, though, balls under 11 pounds float in water. So perhaps mud bowling must be restricted to lighter balls.

Not necessarily! The specific density of mud is a lot higher than water. So a 12 or even a 13 pound ball might float in mud. Maybe we need to conduct some experiments!

Ah, yes, muddy research.

Okay, we'll have the lovely blonde in the orange dress stand there in the mud and see how far she sinks into the mire. Then we have her hold a 15-pound bowling ball and see how much deeper the weight of the ball plus her weight sinks her into the mud. We have her hold a second 15-pound bowling ball along with the first one and see how much more mud she displaces. After the depth her legs have sunk has been recorded, let's add a third 15-pound bowling ball to increase her weight by a total of 45 pounds... that's about 5 pound heavier than a big bag of dog food. Not sure if she'd be able to hold a fourth 15-pound bowling ball, but let's give it a try, shall we? Now she's 60 pounds heavier than she started and maybe she's sinking on her own. Of course, measurements are needed to varify the sinking. Perhaps it's time for a backpack that we can place the bowling balls in.

[nachtjaeger]

He: "I want to try the mud bowling ball flotation experiment with you."
She: "You don't have enough balls to sink me all the way!"