Star Trek Into Darkness
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:02 pm
Ok, rule number one: NO SPOILERS.
I liked it. I liked it because the acting wasn't bad. I liked it because the special effects weren't done on a shoestring budget with an Estes model rocket and a pocket full of firecrackers. I liked it because there weren't half hour monologues full of philosophical bullshit about peace that existed just to fill in the parts where shit wasn't being blown up.
In short, I liked it because for the first time in my life I've seen two Star Trek movies back to back that didn't suck. And if that pisses off the fan base, well, fuck you guys. Especially the jag off in the badly made fake uniform that sat behind me and did nothing but bitch about how the movie sucked the entire time. YOU, my friend, need to get a life. And girlfriend that isn't ugly. Seriously I'd fuck the Duras sisters without wearing body armor before I'd touch that with a ten foot pole.
I liked it. I liked it because the acting wasn't bad. I liked it because the special effects weren't done on a shoestring budget with an Estes model rocket and a pocket full of firecrackers. I liked it because there weren't half hour monologues full of philosophical bullshit about peace that existed just to fill in the parts where shit wasn't being blown up.
In short, I liked it because for the first time in my life I've seen two Star Trek movies back to back that didn't suck. And if that pisses off the fan base, well, fuck you guys. Especially the jag off in the badly made fake uniform that sat behind me and did nothing but bitch about how the movie sucked the entire time. YOU, my friend, need to get a life. And girlfriend that isn't ugly. Seriously I'd fuck the Duras sisters without wearing body armor before I'd touch that with a ten foot pole.