Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:27 pm
I'm not sure this is COMPLETELY off topic but its close. Shiver me timers, today be "International Talk Like a Pirate Day!" Arrrrgggh.
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Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:39 pm
Ahoy me mate!!!
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:12 pm
Shiver me timbers lass! You're superstructure is rigged fore and aft like a Caribbean dream! Drop all them sheets around your legs and see if ye float across this boggy deck! I'm swearing on Davy Jones locker that I'll pull ye out. Really I yam.
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:15 pm
Avast, me proud buxom beauty!
Do you wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Prepare to be boarded, Lass!
Do you wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Prepare to be boarded, Lass!
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:30 pm
Pirates is always talking in the present tense. Any man uses the future or the pluperfect, he dies where he stands.
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:42 pm
So I went into Krispy Kreme dressed in ripped jeans and an old BDU blouse and spoke in my best Somali accent, and what did I get? Nothing.
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:03 pm
ROTF! 
DangerGirl wrote:So I went into Krispy Kreme dressed in ripped jeans and an old BDU blouse and spoke in my best Somali accent, and what did I get? Nothing.
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:13 pm
nachtjaeger wrote:ROTF!DangerGirl wrote:So I went into Krispy Kreme dressed in ripped jeans and an old BDU blouse and spoke in my best Somali accent, and what did I get? Nothing.
Aye matey! Hardee har har!
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:40 pm
If you're into Pirates, the 1990 TNT version of "Treasure Island"is available on DVD. Can't say enough good about this version. Charlton Heston as Long John Silver and a (very) young Christian Bale as Jim Hawkins.
http://www.amazon.com/Treasure-Island-Oliver-Reed/dp/B0057FGCR8/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1379734598&sr=1-3&keywords=Treasure+Island
http://www.amazon.com/Treasure-Island-Oliver-Reed/dp/B0057FGCR8/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1379734598&sr=1-3&keywords=Treasure+Island
Re: Talk Like a Pirate
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:05 pm
DangerGirl wrote:So I went into Krispy Kreme dressed in ripped jeans and an old BDU blouse and spoke in my best Somali accent, and what did I get? Nothing.
Comedy= Tragedy + Time. We think old timey pirates are cool because they're not running at US with a blunderbuss in each hand and their hair on fire for added effect. People from the era probably found them much less amusing.