Quicksand Fans

Kathy's embarrASSing situation from the rear.

"Well, if this were quicksand, my big ol' butt would let me float for days. But, and like mine, it is a really big but, clay is a whole lot different..."

A very common view of Jayne when she would sink. She always put on a great show while flaunting her assetts. As I have drawn, there is areason she was knows as ASShokan Jayne...

"Well mom, I guess that "dry" streambed was softer than we thought. Maybe I softened it up a bit too much. But not like getting across has worked out very well, either."

"Jenn, I can only imagine what people will say when they learn of this: oh Barb and her daughter, serves them right for going on those crazy adventure trips together."

"Well girls, my big ass and hips haven't kept me afloat in this clay, don't let me down, and I mean that literally." Jenn regrets cutting across the quarry to get to the Halloween party....

Jenn was leaving fliers for her Halloween bash tucked into doors in the neighborhood. She was almost done, and headed over to a street she never really went down. At the last house, she shuffled up the walk to the porch. "Jeez, these steps are a bit of a challenge. This Morticia Addams costume makes steps a challenge. How DID she ever go anywhere in her dress?" She stepped onto the welcome mat, and as she tucked her last flier in the door, she noticed the flier seemed to be moving up. "Odd." Then she looked down. "What the hell kind of welcome mat is this???? HELLLPPPPP!!!!!!"

"Did you remember to tie her to some weights to make sure that huge ass of hers doesn't keep her afloat, or let her rise back up the surface?"
"Sure did. Finally she'll be quiet. Not sure what was bigger, her mouth or that monstrous butt of hers."
"Yeah, Kathy sure didn't know how to shut up."

Jenn stumbles into a super soft spot in the quarry. Bad plan to try to use that as her escape route while still handcuffed. The escape game coordinator said cutting across the claypit would be risky....

Technically not quicksand, so please forgive me.

Juliann was wishing her broom could actually fly, and realizes that the abandoned mansion wasn't a good place to have the party. Only a minute or so later, things changed.

"I'm not sure who this is more embarrassing for. You choking on my huge ass, or me for having an ass big enough to choke you."

Happy Halloween!

"Bubbles float even in this claypit, and you said I have a big bubblebutt so I shouldn't sink much further, right?" Jayne in her skinny days. she always fell for the "it looks solid, go wiggle across it" ploy.