Drunk Ritsuko
by DJlurker
(M/F, QS, sex, non-fatal)
So there I was, standing outside at the social function, done up all nice with combed hair and tuxedo, not many people paying attention to me. Not that I minded too much, though I was bored out of my skull... this kind of place wasn't my speed, after all. I'd've rather been at the bar, yakking it up with my co-worker buddies...
Still, there was some nice eye candy out here, what with some of the ladies stepping out for a smoke, dressed in pretty dresses that showed off some nice curves... but the fact that they were smokers meant they stank to high heaven. Some men might find lady smokers sexy, but I ain't one of 'em... well, not up close, anyway.
Just as I was startin' to consider just ditching the whole thing, I saw another pretty lady stumble out the door and onto the back porch... Unlike the other ladies, though she wasn't holding a cancer stick in her hand, but a glass of red wine. She was a pretty thing, for sure, with light brown hair flowing freely just past her shoulders, two strands sticking out the top of her head like antenna or somethin'... Her eyes were brown, too, and she wore a pair of oval-shaped glasses on her face, which slid down her cute little nose slightly. Her cheeks were a bit flushed, obviously from having one drink too many, given she way she staggered... She was dressed in a purple evening gown with a frilly collar, thought there was a big slit in the chest that exposed a nice amount of cleavage from her decent-sized bust. She was also wearing full length gloves of the same color, though the rims had a little mesh or somethin'... The skirt had a slit going up the side, showing off her long legs-
Wait a minute... somethin' wasn't right. Her feet were completely bare, no high-heels or anything to speak of. Also, looking closely enough at her legs revealed she wasn't wearin' panties. Did some guy try to rape her or somethin'? Though, she didn't look like she was in any pain, so maybe the guy got interrupted or somethin'...
Deciding to take action, I walked over to the woman, who didn't notice me until I tapped her on the shoulder, causing her to whip around in surprise, before relaxing when she saw my face...
"Hiiiii," she drawled.
"Um, hello," I answered politely. "What are ya doin' out here, ma'am?"
"Juuust going for a walk," she responded, balancing unsteady on her feet.
"In bare feet?" I pointed out. She didn't respond to that, preferring to to stare at me instead.
"Hee hee..." she giggled, smiling. "You're cute." I won't lie, my face got really heated right then. I mean, I wasn't troll-face ugly or anythin', but I hadn't been called 'cute' since I was a little kid... "Wanna have some fun together?" she continued.
I admit I was tempted, but I was also raised properly. So instead, I tried to gently pry away her wineglass, only for her to yank it away.
"No!" she yelled. "My wine! You go get your own!"
"I think you've had enough..." I tried to reason with her.
"Nuh-uh!" she retorted, taking a sip from her glass, likely just to spite me. "I'm *hic* goin' for a walk! You comin' or not?" As she said this she turned and stumbled down the stairs (surprised she didn't trip and fall), heading out to the forest.
"Damn it," I muttered as I went after her. I could tell just from the atmosphere that the forest was also likely a swamp, and I didn't want this girl ruinin' her dress by stumbling into a mud puddle or somethin'... Unfortunately, she took my speed as a challenge, half-running away from me.
"Chase me! Chase me!" she taunted, giggling. At least she was a happy drunk, if nothing else... Still, I was confident I could catch up and drag her back to the party-
-except for the unseen root I tripped on, causing me to face plant into the ground. Ouch. The drunk girl burst into outright laughter at that, even as she continued to dance deeper into the forest... I picked myself up, wiping the dirt off my face as best I could... But by the time I could see again, the lady had vanished from sight, though I could still hear her giggling. I quickly righted myself and dashed after her...
I heard a faint *splutch!* as I rounded a bend in the trail. Emerging into a clearing, I saw that the drunk lady had seemingly tripped and fallen into a big mud puddle, her free hand supporting her body, while her legs had disappeared under the muck.
"Ooooops," she chuckled. "I slipped..." She wiggled her butt a little, causing the mud to jiggle slightly. "Hee hee... It feels good..." She took another sip from her wineglass. "Wanna join me?"
I rolled my eyes as I removed my jacket, before tossing it out to her. "Grab on," I instructed.
"Whyyyy?" she drawled. "I don't wanna leave..." She wiggled her body again, but this time, she started sinking deeper into the mud, her butt vanishing, her supporting arm pushing deeper and deeper. She seemed a little shocked at first, but soon smiled again. "Oh, wow... I'm sinking..."
I felt the blood drain from my face at the truth dawned on me. She hadn't tripped in a mud puddle, she was in quicksand! "Hey! Grab on! You're gonna go under!" I yelled at her. She didn't respond, except to take another sip of wine, even as she continued to sink... Her bust began pressing into the mud, causing her to flush and giggle... her gloved arms were now sunk in past the elbows, though the hand that held her precious wineglass remained above ground.
Realizing I didn't have a choice, I dropped my jacket before laying flat on the ground, and started crawling out to her. Thankfully, her sinking seemed to have stopped, her breasts floating in the muck, her hard nipples poking against her dress. I'll admit, I was startin' to get turned on myself, but I was more worried about saving this stupid drunk...
She just continued starin' at me as I made my way to her, keeping my weight spread out so I didn't sink myself... When I reached her, though, I realized the only I could pull her out was to grab her hand... the hand that held the wineglass. I started reaching for it, only for her to pull it away again.
"My wine!" she hissed. "Go get your own!" I'd had enough at this point, so I lunged for her wine... thankfully, bein' stuck in the mud as she was, she couldn't move that fast, and I finally got a grip on the neck of the glass. Oh, she tried to pull it away, but I was clearly stronger. Getting an idea, I used my grip to cause the glass to tilt, spilling it's contents into the muck...
An angry expression came over the lady's face as she scoffed in disbelief. "Now look what you've done!" she yelled as the threw the now-empty wineglass into nowhere furiously. But now I could finally grab her free arm by the wrist, pulling it towards me...
"Alright, you've had your fun," I said to her calmly. "Now come on, lemme pull you outta here..." She just glared at me as I started shifting my weight backwards, trying to pull her forward... Unfortunately, the quicksand held her firmly, and I couldn't make any progress. Damn it... I was going to have to sink myself in a bit to make any headway.
Resigning myself to my fate, I got back up into a kneeling position, and sure enough, I started sinking into the mud... I pulled at the lady's arm as hard as I could, and finally succeeded in moving her forward a bit... I was sunk to my waist by the time I'd pulled her into close contact...
She took the initiative at this point, moving her arm up and over my shoulder... I released my grip so she could wrap her arm around my body for leverage...
But then, I felt her legs wrapping around my bent knees, causing my legs to straighten a bit... at the same time, she lifted herself up slightly, until our faces were even, causing me to sink a little deeper into the quicksand... Then her lips met mine.
Immediately my brain shut off, my eyes widening as she gently pushed her tongue into my mouth, still tasting of wine... Her body was now pressing firmly against me, her hard nipples digging into my own chest as she tightened her grip on me, her other arm wrapping around my submerged waist... It dawned on me that we'd sunk back to chest-level, but I was findin' it hard to care at the moment, as I responded in kind to her kiss, pushing my own tongue against hers, my arms also wrapping around her waist...
We continued like this for a short bit, moaning into each other's mouths as we kept on smoochin'... Finally, she pulled back, her eyes closed, a few strands of spittle stretching between our lips, before they broke and dropped into the mud below...
And then... a sinister chuckle emitted from her mouth. The lady's eyes opened, no longer glazed over, a knowing smirk on her face as she pulled her arm back, to push her glasses back up her nose... "I can't believe you fell for that..."
My heart suddenly dropped into the pit of my stomach, as the truth finally dawned on me. "Y... you lured me in here... you tricked me!"
She laughed evilly. "Damn straight I did... You men are all the same, all polite and caring on the outside, but on the inside..." She looked me straight in the eyes. "Oh, we both know what you really want..." As if to prove her point, she thrust her hips against mine, causing me to shudder, a certain part of my body going very stiff... "And you swallowed the bait, hook, line, and sinker."
"S-so... you weren't really drunk?" I asked, noting that her cheeks were still flushed...
"Oh, I'm drunk... but not that drunk." She wrapped her free arm around me again, pulling me in close. "I'm Ritsuko, by the way. Nice to meet you." She didn't give me a chance to respond as she kissed me again, but much more aggressively this time...
"Mmmmmmph!" I grunted in protest, but she just tightened her grip on me, making it clear who was in charge. I tried to writhe in her grip, but the quicksand hindered my efforts, and she just moved along with me... Our bodies sliding together in such a manner, combined with the sucking and caressing of the mud, caused us both to shiver with arousal, my erection throbbing painfully hard now... Suddenly, I felt her right hand fumbling with the button on my slacks. I tried to jerk away, but the action caused that button to actually come undone, to my shock.
Ritsuko wasted no time pulling down my zipper, then my underwear, exposing my extremely hard erection to the mud's coolness, which caused it to shrink a bit... But then she started caressing it with her gloved hand, immediately causing it to extend to full length once more... She finally broke off our kiss, locking eyes with me, smirking sinisterly as her hand firmly gripped me down below...
"You... can't be... serious..." I gasped out.
"Why not?" she whispered back. "Surely you noticed I wasn't wearing panties..." She pulled me forward, until I felt the head of my penis pressing against her folds, my body suddenly thrusting into her, against my will...
Ritsuko shuddered at this, thrusting her own hips, taking more of me into her... Then I thrust again, pushing myself in to the hilt. She moaned in pleasure, her vagina gently squeezing my erection, a little mud also entering her opening, lubricating our union...
I bucked against her, and she bucked back, the two of us soon settling into a decent rhythm, despite the quicksand constricting our movement... Her right hand had moved to cup my rear end, gently pinching it with every thrust, while her left hand gripped my shoulder as we continued to make love...
"Oh yes..." she moaned. "You have... no idea... how long... I've wanted... to do this..." The mud was lapping at her bust, licking at her nipples, no doubt enhancing her pleasure... All I could do was go with the flow, thrusting into her repeatedly as the quicksand sucked at our joined bodies... She was startin' to shiver wildly, and I felt myself reaching my peak too...
Ritsuko kissed me again, passionately, desperately, moaning loudly into my mouth as she continued to ride me like a wild bronco, only to break off as she cried aloud, her grip on my body tightening all over, as her moist folds clamped down hard on my erection... My eyes rolled up in my head as I felt hot cum surging through my penis, before erupting out the tip, spurting deep into her as I grunted in ecstasy, combining with her own cries as we continued to climax together...
...I wasn't sure how long I'd been out, but it didn't take too long for me to come back to full awareness... Ritsuko and I were sunk to the tops of our shoulders in the quicksand, though I could feel my feet half-digging into firmer ground below... She was still wrapped around me, her head resting on my left shoulder... Her eyes were closed, her glasses slightly askew, a satisfied smile on her face... I had to admit, she looked really beautiful like this, despite what she'd done to me...
As I shifted against her, I realized I was still inside her, though my erection had long since 'deflated'... The quicksand was startin' to feel kinda cold now, so I figured I better wake her up... I pushed her away a bit, before pressing my lips against hers once again...
Thankfully, it did the trick, as she slowly woke up, her brown eyes blinking open again, her free hand releasing its grip on my shoulder as she readjusted her glasses. "Hello," she managed to speak.
"Hi," I responded, not sure what else to say. She shifted away from me slightly, to get a better look at my face, most likely.
"Did you like it?" she asked.
"Yeah..." I said, "except for the bein' tricked part..."
"Your first time?"
"Uh-huh..."
"Mine too," she giggled.
I blinked in surprise. "Seriously? The way you were goin' on me, I figured you were old hat at this..."
"Heh... I'll take that as a compliment," she smirked.
I decided to cut to the chase. "Can we get outta this crud now?! ...please?!"
"Oh, fine," she sighed as she finally separated fully from me, slowly floating back up to chest-level. "You're practically right next to the edge anyway... Hell, you could probably pull yourself out without any help from me..."
I turned my head, and I realized she was right- it seemed like solid ground was nearly within reach, if I could turn myself around, anyway. But first things first, I pushed my hands down to where my pants were open, managing to pull my underwear back up, before trying to re-button my pants... It took me a little longer than I woulda liked, but I got 'em done back up. After that, I started tryin' to pull my hands back up, but them quicksand kept suckin' at them... Thankfully, due to my heels digging into the solid ground below, I didn't sink any deeper than I already was.
After a little bit, I figured out the best way to pull my hands out of this sucking muck, which was to uses sideways motions instead of goin' straight up... I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as I finally freed my arms from the mud. That done, I starting shifting my weight in order to turn myself around... But that wasn't near as difficult, and it only took maybe two minutes before I was facin' the 'shore', so to speak.
To my consternation, Ritsuko had already extracted herself, and was now laying on her side watchin' me, propped up on one elbow while her other arm half-heartedly wiped mud off her dress... "Don't keep me waiting, now," she called out in a teasing tone. I'll admit, that got me riled up, so I started aggressively swimming forward through the quicksand, making slow progress, but progress all the same. Eventually, I managed to drag myself completely out of the mud pit, gasping and panting with exhaustion.
"Took you long enough," Ritsuko taunted me as I crawled over to her.
"You know..." I gasped out, "I could technically... file rape charges... against you..."
"But you won't," she countered. "Because you enjoyed it too much."
I had to admit, she had a point there... "Well, let's just hope... you don't regret... what you did... nine months out..." Her eye twitched a bit at this.
"So what if I do get pregnant?" she asked. "You just gonna leave me to hang like every other deadbeat dad out there?"
I shrugged. "Well, shotgun weddin's don't usually work out too well..." I then reached a hand out and caressed her cheek. "So, maybe you and I oughta get to know each other better."
Ritsuko raised an eyebrow even as she shifted away from me, pulling herself up into a sitting position. "You're a strange one... first you threaten me with rape charges, and in the next breath you all but ask me out for a date..."
I followed her lead, pulling myself up until I was standing again, though I felt a little unsteady... "Well, puttin' that aside... How're we gonna explain ourselves when we get back to the function?"
"Who said we were going back?" she chuckled. "If you follow me, I'm going out to where I parked my car, with seat coverings to protect them from mud and grime..."
I stared at her in disbelief. "You had this all planned out from the start, didn't ya?"
She simply smirked at me, before turning and walking away. "You coming or not?" she beckoned. So I followed her, figuring I didn't really have a choice, if I wanted to keep some sense of dignity intact...
Needless to say, it was the start of a wonderful relationship... She continued to prank me now and again... still does, actually- though I like to think I've wised up to at least some of her traps... but I'll admit, sometimes I'd walk into 'em on purpose, 'cause I knew she'd make it worth my while...
And that, son, is how I met your mother...
~*Fin*~
I enjoyed your depiction of your and Ritsuko's moments of intimacy in the mire, especially the inner conflict of your "wanting to" but "not wanting to" until you did; it reminds me of how I want to explore scenes of miry closeness between two people in my own stories as well. And PM2K's images are top-notch; I regret that I didn't get to know him better before his passing last year. 