OBI-wan wrote:The second one down reminds me of the joke about the Polish firing squad.
What joke?
"The Kraut's are goin' to invade Poland. The politicians robbed the treasury! Instead of new weapons tech...
They could only afford a mime to train the troops to use imaginary weapons....
" Slingshot!" ..... Twang!
" Rifle!" ..... Ra-tat-tat-tat!
" Flamethrower "... Fa-wooooosh!
"Bazooka!" ... Choom!
The Polish troops were left to defend their nation from the Gerri' s!
Having no choice, they use the mime weaponry!
Twang, ratatatat, fawoosh, choom!
Inconceivably, impossibly, the polls are winning....
... And then they start loosing....
To one fat wobbling German troop who seems unstoppable!
Finally, it falls to the last Polish mime commando!
Twang!
... Nothing happens to the fat German.
Ra- tattatatatat!
... Nothing happens to the German. He wobble walks closser!
Fa-woooosh! Wooosh!
... The German troop just keeps coming!
Bazoo-
... Bang! The German's rifle interrupts the mimery...
The polish mime commando lay dying!
How? How could this be?
The dying Polish mime commando hears the fat German as he wobbles by, the German is mumbling....
Tank, tank, tank....