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Always answer your Mom's texts
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Re: Always answer your Mom's texts
Yep... that pretty well sums it up. 
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Oh tosh! Tanya retorted, quicksand churning,
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!
Round her knees, then thighs, then oh dear!
It got intimate with her hips and her panties,
And squished rather funnily up her rear!
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Very cool.
However, I should point out that for a few Moms, what this means is that there's a one in three chance that their kid is out making quicksand videos, and not actually in (mortal) danger.

However, I should point out that for a few Moms, what this means is that there's a one in three chance that their kid is out making quicksand videos, and not actually in (mortal) danger.
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Thus, would be naked - or mostly so, in the presence of several men with cameras aimed at her...
You're not helping , Dave
Have a safe Thanksgiving. Eat lots, indulge. Turkey coma with tv on is allowed
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Have a safe Thanksgiving. Eat lots, indulge. Turkey coma with tv on is allowed
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My Mom doesn't text me anyway...
*suddenly remembers that Mom texted me to wish me happy Thanksgiving*
NNNOOOOO!!! MY MOM MADE A LIAR OUTTA ME!!!
*suddenly remembers that Mom texted me to wish me happy Thanksgiving*
NNNOOOOO!!! MY MOM MADE A LIAR OUTTA ME!!!
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DJlurker wrote:My Mom doesn't text me anyway...
*suddenly remembers that Mom texted me to wish me happy Thanksgiving*![]()
NNNOOOOO!!! MY MOM MADE A LIAR OUTTA ME!!!
Moms know best!
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Re: Always answer your Mom's texts
dlodoski wrote:Very cool.
However, I should point out that for a few Moms, what this means is that there's a one in three chance that their kid is out making quicksand videos, and not actually in (mortal) danger.
My mom is one of those.
What's remarkable is how many times that very image has been used for similar things all over the web.
It's a dirty job but I got to do it for 27 years. Thank you.
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Duncan Edwards wrote:dlodoski wrote:Very cool.
However, I should point out that for a few Moms, what this means is that there's a one in three chance that their kid is out making quicksand videos, and not actually in (mortal) danger.
My mom is one of those.![]()
What's remarkable is how many times that very image has been used for similar things all over the web.
Yep. How about that, Kuya?
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