Quicksand Fans

Fred588 wrote:

sixgunzloaded wrote:

Fred588 wrote:It does, however, create an economic incentive for those who want to make money telling people it does.

He does exist!!!...uhh... I mean, the quicksand... It does exist!!! PAY ME!!!

No, the way we cash in is we simultaneously make two movies. One is called "Search for Sasquatch in the Okeefenokie," and the other is called "Search for Quicksand in the Okeefenokie." We finance the project using GoFundMe, and then we recruit a whole bunch of people who will pay to help in the search. We'll say we need so many people because we only have a week. hen we blame the weather when we run out of time.

somebodyelse wrote:

Fred588 wrote:

sixgunzloaded wrote:

Fred588 wrote:It does, however, create an economic incentive for those who want to make money telling people it does.

He does exist!!!...uhh... I mean, the quicksand... It does exist!!! PAY ME!!!

No, the way we cash in is we simultaneously make two movies. One is called "Search for Sasquatch in the Okeefenokie," and the other is called "Search for Quicksand in the Okeefenokie." We finance the project using GoFundMe, and then we recruit a whole bunch of people who will pay to help in the search. We'll say we need so many people because we only have a week. hen we blame the weather when we run out of time.

Finding Sasquatch would be relatively easy; just throw down handfuls of Legos in strategic locations and listen for the blood curdling screams. If the screams are followed by cussing, either Sasquatch is fake or somebody didn’t get the memo.

Fred588 wrote:

somebodyelse wrote:

Fred588 wrote:

sixgunzloaded wrote:

Fred588 wrote:It does, however, create an economic incentive for those who want to make money telling people it does.

He does exist!!!...uhh... I mean, the quicksand... It does exist!!! PAY ME!!!

No, the way we cash in is we simultaneously make two movies. One is called "Search for Sasquatch in the Okeefenokie," and the other is called "Search for Quicksand in the Okeefenokie." We finance the project using GoFundMe, and then we recruit a whole bunch of people who will pay to help in the search. We'll say we need so many people because we only have a week. hen we blame the weather when we run out of time.

Finding Sasquatch would be relatively easy; just throw down handfuls of Legos in strategic locations and listen for the blood curdling screams. If the screams are followed by cussing, either Sasquatch is fake or somebody didn’t get the memo.

After the first two movies come out and get some attention from the National Enquirer, we then use drones to make a sequel. No, not the kind that flies around, just three or four talking heads that will talk and talk, and talk about how the local authorities got in the way at the last minute so we could not actually catch the guy with the big feet and fur.

Boppinabe wrote:If the NYTimes said there was a sale at Penney's I wouldn't believe it.

john_hose_bag wrote:Surely you can't be serious?

dlodoski wrote:

Boppinabe wrote:If the NYTimes said there was a sale at Penney's I wouldn't believe it.

But would you believe Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs?