Star Wars Spoof Story

[xanadu101]

Hey there folks,

I was looking for a story on the net that I remember from a while back that was a spin on a classic Star Wars scene. It was the scene where Jabba the Hutt pushes the button that sends Oola the slave girl down into the rancor pit, only it was Slobba the gut (or something like that) pushing the button that sends Oohlala the slave girl down into a quicksand pit.

Does anyone else remember this and/or know where to find it?

[Tim Kelly]

Is there any truth to the urban myth that the publishers had to recall every first edition of "Splinter Of The Mind's Eye"(the first spinoff novel, released just after the first film) because it contained a graphic sex scene between Luke and Leia? Supposedly it was after he had just pulled her out of quicksand and she had experienced a post-near death hypersexual episode; it was only after several hundred copies had gone on sale that the publishers learned that in the later film Leia would discover she was Luke's sister!

[Weapon X]

Is there any truth to the urban myth that the publishers had to recall every first edition of "Splinter Of The Mind's Eye"(the first spinoff novel, released just after the first film) because it contained a graphic sex scene between Luke and Leia? Supposedly it was after he had just pulled her out of quicksand and she had experienced a post-near death hypersexual episode; it was only after several hundred copies had gone on sale that the publishers learned that in the later film Leia would discover she was Luke's sister!

Hope this answers your question:

http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2838473.html

[xanadu101]

I just found the story I was originally looking for. I'll put it up in the Stories section.