Lockdown? Make the Best of It

[SmileyMcDeath]

18. Buy ALL the toilet paper you can.











What...?

i know, it cracks me up that people are doing this!

Our local stores have none. I went early this morning and it's like Lord of the Flies in there. If you're after toilet paper, paper towels, hand sanitizer, hydrogen peroxide or alcohol, you're SOL and JWF. And people are strangely polarized--either incredibly nice and chatty, even with strangers, or they're acting like they regard you as competition for what resources are left and they're willing to punch you in the throat for them. It's insane.

[Mynock]

The shit really hit the fan yesterday when the asshats on the news started lying oops I mean "speculating" that there might be a 2month shutdown of "THE ENTIRE COUNTRY" (whatever that means). I wandered out to our local Walmart this afternoon.....the entire grocery section is empty. Mind blowing.

19) Spend hours enjoying all the silly memes about the virus.

[BogDog]

I can't wait for the law to come down on the selfish jokers like this who are responsible fro most of those empty shelves in so many locations: https://www.yahoo.com/news/17-700-bottl ... 35689.html

[SmileyMcDeath]

I can't wait for the law to come down on the selfish jokers like this who are responsible fro most of those empty shelves in so many locations: https://www.yahoo.com/news/17-700-bottl ... 35689.html

That's the face of a man who regrets everything about his life choices.

[Boggyhoo]

Shit

BH

[BogDog]

Not just brick and mortar stores. Look at what I encountered when I went to reorder pet food for the next month...

......Note the text in RED... :

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[Mynock]

The irony is that the panic buying is creating the shortages.
My illustrious Govenor Tommy the Wolfdick shut down the state stores. Now I'm stuck in the house with no beer.

[rhinodynamo]

20) Vodka. Lots of vodka.

- I second the notion. Hell, I put it into practice tonight.

[TK421]

The shit really hit the fan yesterday when the asshats on the news started lying oops I mean "speculating" that there might be a 2month shutdown of "THE ENTIRE COUNTRY" (whatever that means). I wandered out to our local Walmart this afternoon.....the entire grocery section is empty. Mind blowing.

19) Spend hours enjoying all the silly memes about the virus.

[BogDog]

"Please don't chew the Charmin'?" (showing my age with that one).

A few stores are finally limiting purchase quantities. Hopefully that will let suppliers catch up.

Meanwhile, stores are making a fortune in sales. That's one silver lining in saving the economy.